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  1. DTS

    Question Worst away sides to come to Roots Hall

    Whilst the result didnt really show how bad Barnet were last night I cant help but think the bulk of people that went will feel they are absolute ****. The only player that looked like he could kick a ball was Deering the gobby midgit and even he wasnt good. The black right back that got subbed...
    • DTS
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    • blues bulk didnt english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division gobby league two npower football league rate real football roots roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea subbed sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 43
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  2. Zone Update wages

    Wee birdie told me all players been paid but staff have been paid a percentage sone heads of departments havent been paid at all eg manager but these people didnt mind at this mo so the working staff could at least get percentage . Chief Exec working tirelessly to rectify probs financially and...
    • cluniemore
    • Thread
    • blues chief didnt english football english soccer essex football exec football football league fossets farm fourth division havent league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. DTS

    Sexting.

    There was a big story on GMTV this morning or whatever its called. Basically some fat 16 year old bird had Sext someone and they shared it on a website and thousands of people saw. Woooo....... For the old farts amongst you this is taking a picture of yourself in a naughty position etc and...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • didnt havent sexting shared
    • Replies: 33
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. bucket&spade.f.c

    I just had to make a judgement call in the toilet

    Went for my afternoon dump and didnt check for bog roll first (who does?) Anyway after releasing the rather loose deposit i reached for the bog roll - nothing!! Anyway, no panic, must be some in trap 2 next door - no, empty as well. Couldnt be arsed (arsed get it?, no?) to leave without...
  5. CHEMICO FC

    Lee Sawyer fan club. CHEMICO FC.

    Well didnt i do well getting him back! Lee Sawyer welcome back from us southend utd fans.Im so glad for this as i and many others were dissapointed with you not playing and only being on the bench seconed time around.I think this time round you will show us your class ability and skill.Lets...
    • CHEMICO FC
    • Thread
    • blues didnt english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 59
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. pringlejon

    Any boiler people/clever people

    My house is cold. Electrician/Plumber/Corgi people are expensive. All thermostat's are pointing to 22 degrees. Yet house temperature was 16 degrees, so we look at the boiler and come to the conclusion that the radiator thermostat is too low to be able to heat the house. However, this knob has...
    • pringlejon
    • Thread
    • cos degrees didn didnt heating inadvertently knob radiator sticking
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. CHEMICO FC

    re chelsea coach

    Lets hope the chelsea coach gets a hostile reception like the man u coach in the southend car park ,it was not very organized well it was massed around with southend fans,they didnt want to get of the coach,for some time ,plus they were marched through all the fans, man u players didnt like this...
  8. palexander

    Question Target men?

    I love a target man and if I ran a team, I'd always have a big 6ft'er in the attack. Made me wonder why target men dont do well for Southend under Tilly (and no, this isnt another 'Tilly Out' thread!). Paynter, Harrold, Revel, Furlong... I know by their very nature, target men dont get...
  9. Yer Blues

    pay as you go mobiles

    anyone recomend a good deal? had a butchers round town but didnt see anything to take my fancy

  10. Panic Panic Panic!!!!

    I can't believe some people are questioning whether Tilson is the man for the job. This man took us from the verge of conference football to the Championship which was well out of our depth for that moment in time. People have quickly forgotten the times when we were a poor League 2 side....or...
    • WESTY_SUFC
    • Thread
    • didn didnt postion similar support wasn
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. shaneyshrimper

    Tilsons comments on OS

    My god, has anyone seen the comment Tilly put on the OS. What game was he watching??? "I thought we dominated the second half and had some excellent chances to score". Wake up Tilson, what chances to score were they, I didnt see any? and as for that penalty!!!

  12. Tilly on radio

    What game was he watching today(huddersfield), we dominated the second half, your having a laugh, he also went on to say that was their only real shot on goal they scored from and once they got that they didnt threaten us!!! They outplayed us for most part, once they scored they dont need to...
  13. ian_the_girth

    Average speed cameras A127

    not sure if this has been talked about already ? on my way to work this moring, along the A127 between rayleigh weir & st michaels drive / daws heath road. theres now an average speed camera system for both directions. i drove up as far as brentwood this moring & back to southend tonight...
  14. Napster

    The Bible

    Da burth of Jebus 18 Now, teh burth of teh Christ was liek dis: After Marry and Joseph waz all "We's gonna get marrieded, kthnx", but before dey could had hankiez pankiez Mary was all preggarz from Teh Ceiling Cat.19 Joseph was liek "I has virjn - NOOOO dey be stealin my virjn! Must hied...

  15. Breaking News Scannell loaned to Brentford

    Didnt see that coming... http://www.rivals.net/news/pgarticle.aspx?artid=13730_4556411&id=13
  16. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile: Part 5 - SpanishShrimper

    This week, Nick (SpanishShrimper), from Spain answers the questions. I haven't had the time to check his answers, so hope there is nothing too embarrassing etc. that shouldn't be here.... :unsure: 1) How long have you been an exile? A) Well technically, since I left the Southend area...
    • Irish_Shrimper
    • Thread
    • admire artists belfairs broadway colin morris cup didnt easier emulate equivalent especially fives following hanks imo lauren league ley lived missiles moody morris music musician predictio ran rock sandy schools seated shirt shoes sunshine tilly tools travels types walls
    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. steveo

    Deja Vu

    The game last night and reports by others indicate that without our loan players, we would be struggling badly. Below are a few bits I posted after the cheltenham game in August: Most of these could easily be applied to last night and unless i am mistaken this was the only other game we saw...
    • steveo
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    • applied cup didn didnt doesnt hoofing league posted tilly wasn
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  18. IloveShrimp

    Tranmere Comments on Match Day Radio

    Hey just listened to Match Day Radio for the 1st time. They were talking about the Tranmere game. What a great concept, live radio comments and being able to contact the presenters live at the same time through the chatroom. Loads of banter and p*ss taking. I didnt ralise it was so good.
  19. steveo

    Potential problem in America

    Bet they didnt think of this:

  20. ITV Highlights

    Dont know if this has been posted anywhere else....for anyone who didnt see the game saturday, here it is........ http://www.itv.com/Sport/Football/FACup/VideoWall/default.html?page=2
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