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  1. Tommy2holes

    The worst day ive had since 1998

    Well i dont really know where to start. Yesterday was the worst day i have had since i got battered by thugs by liverpool street in 1998 and had a face like sloth (not much has changed ) and my arm was broken and resembled a piece of string. I was left wondering what was more painful...
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    • barker blues bottles brough daw displays dru english football english soccer essex football eviction football football league fossets farm fourth division hall hanks league two liverpool morcambe npower football league poorly pringello qui ramblings rate real football ron martin roots roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football threatened thrown
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. southend4ever

    Russell Brand - Like or Hate

    The bloke is starring in a new film released. He is banging Katy Perry (fair play/jealous?), He has wasted a lot of his life on drunks and booze (good lad/stupid?), He only talks about drugs and sex (funny/thick ****?), He has banged loads of women (ruthless little c**t/sterling job?) He...
    • southend4ever
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    • bin booze bra dru millionaire sterling supports wish worker
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. TrueBlue

    funds for the drum

    I would just like to say big thank you for all the money donated towards getting once side of the drum done it sounded much better against Brighton and I will be looking to get the other side done during the summer. Once again thanks :)

  4. Fight In Tottenham

    Anyone see crimewatch last night? Absolutely shocking. In Tottenham High Road, a few guys are hanging about after a night out, some are sitting down, looks like they are waiting for a taxi. One is staggering about and clearly drunk, he steps back without looking and knocks into a coloured...
  5. Benfleet A1

    A Pig 36 Hours

    We all get them, we all have those days when you wish you could turn back the clock and stay in bed but where would be the fun in that. I knew it was coming because I had prior warning that there was no cover for sunday night and I had already been asked to help out. Not a major problem, I...
    • Benfleet A1
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    • arriving bang battery bottles ched chuck clowns cooked deed degree discovery dru engine fags fitted ford fro grotty guinness jake jobs jury knackered liverpool loading mechanics mondays olds pain poxy qui rover shagged shirt shun stairs stopped suffering supplier terra truck trucks types wild wish
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. Strip club scam

    Alright guys, this is a random one to post on Shrimperzone but its kinda a word of warning/ a please for advice. On Saturday night I met up with an old mate I met travelling a couple of years ago. I live in London now so we met near Leicester Square for a few beers, watched the Arsenal game and...
    • Bromley Blue
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    • ant ched criminal dru money processed tents wallet
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  7. Insulting your boss

    So last night we were celebrating two colleagues birthdays (one is our head of section) and as usual we all got pretty pished and quite a bit of banter was flying around. We have a new girl who has started, and she's a few years younger than me. She's a part-time MSc student and a part-time...
    • Pubey
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    • ban dru eating exactly funded qui
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Smudger

    Question Strange places/situations you've woken up in

    After a night of teenage binge drinking I once slept on a crazy golf course in Tenerife (hole number 9), with my head under a bridge and the rest of me pointing down the "green". Sadly, when the security guard and his Alsatian came onto the course to open up in the morning I woke up quickly and...
    • Smudger
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    • cliff clinging dru fallen following officers woken
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Slipperduke

    More John Terry rumours

    Keep your eye out for a new email on John Terry, purportedly from the editor of FHM. It's packed full of more revelations, apparently sourced from a drunken Sun journalist. I was going to post it up here, but I figured that Matt's head would explode, so I can only urge you to keep your eyes...

  10. Whats your fine?

    Ok, here it is, the quiz that has swept through Facebook. If you've done any of the following you add it to your tally. (note- not the AMOUNT of times you have done any of them, just if you have then add once.) Then at the end you state what your fine is... (the maximum fine is £1665) Smoked...
    • GBJ
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    • acid dressed dru following money pills relative rica ripper significant ski stripper toys
    • Replies: 85
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Ron Manager

    Question Football related injuries?

    On Boxing Day over here I went to see Brisbane away at Gold Coast. In line with many away days watching Southend it was a cracking day out (however I've never drunk beer overlooking a beach like Surfers Paradise whilst watching the Mighty Shrimpers) spoiled only by the football (we got beat...
    • Ron Manager
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    • bone cas continued dru ennis jury plaster rendition rousing
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Rusty Shackleford

    Greatest Reality Show Ever: Steven Seagal Lawman

    I'm not sure if this is available anywhere on British TV, but I've downloaded and watched the first six episodes of the new A&E series, Steven Seagal: Lawman. The show follows Seagal on his beat as a deputy sheriff in Jefferson Parish, Louisiana, a beat he has walked for 20 years now. We see...
  13. Jedi Shrimper

    SZ Best Albums of 2009

    So what are everyone's favouritre albums of this year? As ever I have a list of mine... 1. Wild Beasts - Two Dancers 2. Grizzly Bear - Veckatimest 3. Mos Def - The Ecstatic 4. Mumford & Sons - Sigh No More 5. The Horrors - Primary Colours 6. Alessi’s Ark - Notes From The Treehouse 7. Patrick...
    • Jedi Shrimper
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    • bear bon cocker conor dru folk mumford primary rees sons tortoise valley wild
    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  14. Question Scandinavians at game on Friday

    Anyone notice there seemed to be loads of Scandanavian fans at the game on Friday? There were a group in the Spread before the game, then I sold a fanzine to two very drunk Swedish blokes, and then three Norwegians were sitting behind me...there seemed to be Norwegians and Swedes everywhere...
  15. Ron Manager

    Canned Beetroot with a ringpull

    OK, one of the strangest titles to a thread I admit....but I need your help. One of those drunken conversations you have in the pub after football and a few beers led to my mate setting a challenge to the rest of us that you can't get a can of beetroot with a ring pull opening. Don't ask me how...
  16. Winkle

    Drunk Girl escapes with her life!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6WG_qEHcGU&feature=topvideos
  17. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Phil Laing.....how would you deal with him?

    Can this lad redeemed himself after what he did? What do you think his punishment should be?? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1220579/Carnage-Shame-drunken-student-caught-urinating-war-memorial-mass-pub-crawl.html

  18. We've all been there...

    You're drunk, you've ran out of beers and you feel like another. Just go to the store, right? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh6oGwOMVeY
  19. Custard Splat

    Saturday Night - Indie/Alternative Time

    Ladies & Gents, Pubey's fantastic "what are you listening to..." thread has given me an idea. Tonight, I have the dull joy of going to a wedding reception where I will be listening to the likes of Whitney bloody Houston etc. My only way of surviving this will be to get very drunk and then detox...
  20. Napster

    From the archives, lest we forget

    A piece from September 2001. From our dear departed friend, Reverend Bob. http://web.archive.org/web/20011024001120/www.shrimperzone.com/news/features/bitsnbobs/250901.shtml Anyone got any tales of Bob? I've got a pic of Seb.Weetabix, with Bob, the boy Scriven and Ninja looking very drunk at...
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    • archives bobs dru dts features reverend
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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