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  1. South Bank Hank

    Zone Update So just who IS signing all the players?

    Everyone else is signing players, Tilson out, we're the League's poor relations, we don't have any players, it's two weeks before the season and we're the only club not strengthening, Ron Martin isn't doing it, etc, etc. Finally, a few facts to counter the myths and ******** we seem to get...
  2. Harold Bishop Killer

    Your Last Request

    You are on death row (for a crime you never committed of course) and you are granted one last request. It can be anything you would like as long as it is feasible (i.e. you can not go back in time) and you can not be released and be let to live. You have already been granted an appeal against...

  3. Anthony Grant signing - Questions?

    What's happening with Grant? Is he going to sign? Have we lost interest? Would you want him?
  4. Ricey

    Top 4 Adult Jokes

    Top Four Adult Jokes A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.' She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as...
    • Ricey
    • Thread
    • dentist didn gran overcome qui wouldn
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. 20sOuThEnD-cHaMpIoNs06

    A New Era Beckons...

    After the departure of Gower, and the imminent departure of Flavs, it now looks like a new era beckons, and it does. Both Darryl and Gower have been our most successful and consistent players over the past few years. I would just like to say thank you to both Flavs and Gower, as over the past...
  6. OldBlueLady

    Stadium - Formal Decision

    Well, that's the way I read the large amount of stuff received from the appropriate offices today. With the following being the all important statement: Quote: "Formal Decision 16. Accordingly, and for the reasons given above and in her letter of 5 March 2008, the Secretary of State hereby...

  7. Playmaker

    The call for a decent centre half and poss a new keeper, yes, some also think there is also a need for another striker to go alongside Barnard. What i would like to see, is a playmaker in midfield,who puts his foot on the ball and plays to feet. Although Maher is now past his best,he did keep...

  8. Question for Ron Martin

    Re-instated below as the former thread appears to have lapsed:- Fomer thread titled: "Yes [6.3.2008] & The Future". Ron Martin did confirm preparedness to supply answers, which are awaited. I make no apology for re-posting these questions, first raised in thread "Ron Martin -...
    • Irate Ian
    • Thread
    • ant assume avoidance beloved capital cos deed eviction following foo gran hall historic illuminating imo indication ive legacy officer permit prepared proceeds profits proposed published relevent rent responses roots sole stated supply suppor tilly
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Finances and the Future of SUFC
  9. Slipperduke

    Grant's Contract Terminated

    Just breaking now. Poor sod, but it's the right decision.
  10. Shrimper2thecore

    Sky Sports is ****

    I know we often compain about the BBC, but Sky Sports is bloody awful as well. Have just been on their website, and apparently this is our current squad: Goalkeeper: Darryl Flahavan, Steve Collis Defender: Simon Francis, Johnny Herd, Che Wilson, Lewis Hunt, Peter Clarke, Adam Barrett, Mark...
  11. Southend_Lady

    CLF and Drogba

    I watched the Champions League Final in Varsity last night. The atmosphere was brilliant and it was buzzing in there. I did have to ask one of the Man United fans who was gloating before the match if he knew how far Manchester actually was from Southend, but that was just another matter.... I...
  12. Shrimper2thecore

    Anthony Grant - not a right back

    Michael Essien is doing a great job of showing why if we were to sign Grant he would not be an option at right back!! He is being battered!!
  13. C C Csiders

    First game next season......

    In a complete moment of boredom I've tried to predict how we will line up in the first match of next season, which will, of course be away to MK Dons. Here is my perceived (based on nothing more than conjecture) line-up: GK - Dibble Shellhaven RB - Anthony Grant CB - Adam Barrett CB - Peter...
  14. Napster

    Buster Footman - RIP

    News 08/04/2008 - Buster's 120 miles in aid of hospice A 70-year-old Portishead man diagnosed with bone marrow cancer has responded by planning a 120-mile charity walk. Harold "Buster" Footman, a former physiotherapist with Bristol City Football Club, has already raised more than £100,000 for...
    • Napster
    • Thread
    • attempted bone coastal diagnosed doctors especially following foo gran imo joi marine money portishead shirt sickness
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  15. IloveShrimp

    Will Tilson Quit?

    I dunno but I've got this feeling that Tilly might call it a day and move on to pastures new having acheived all he can at the Shrimpers. How many times can a manager be expected to constantly have to rebuild a team from one season to the next? I think he has done wonders with the resources...

  16. 2 days to go :Training ground update

    Popped by Boots and Laces this morning . The news is that Barney , Robson-Kanu and Grant were not around whilst I was there and I also saw what I beleive will be Fridays starting line -up ( if Barney doesnt make it ) but am a bit loathed to put it up on here as we dont want to give Donny ANY...
  17. Bluesmanager

    QPR Appoint Dowie as First Team Coach

    What do you think? I quite liked him as a manager. Granted, there are baboon's backsides that are better looking, but when did looks make a good manager?
  18. Napster

    UK economy - doomed

    Rising food prices sent the UK's annual inflation rate surging to 3% last month in the sharpest increase in the cost of living in almost six years, the government said today. Data from the Office for National Statistics revealed that the government's preferred measure of inflation - the...
    • Napster
    • Thread
    • chancellor ched compared cos dimi economy fallen fur gran growth inflation ish measure mervyn rate releases retail slowing surveyors
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. Harold Bishop Killer

    (NSFW 18+) Blonde Genies

    A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear. The next...
  20. JD

    Yet another reason to hate Leeds???

    Leeds = W*****s w*****s Taking Carlisle for granted or just common sense? Personally i think it smacks of arrogance...... come on Carlisle!!!!!! We all hate leeds c:censored:ts We all hate leeds c:censored:ts We all hate leeds c:censored:ts We all hate leeds c:censored:ts We all hate leeds...
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