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  1. Your Christmas List.

    Not sure if this has been done at all but was just wondering what the good people of SZ had on their christmas lists this year? Personally i'd like a new leather holdall for light travelling and some of those funky wireless and sound reduction headphones. It's my birthday on the 23rd so usually...

  2. team for Saturday

    I believe theres is no Simon Francis but our "squad" does have some options altho Sankofa is not ready - time for Joycey to get a game ??
  3. Benfleet A1

    Working For a ***** Company

    As some of you will know, I work for a Rescue & Recovery Company which is not your average 9-5 sort of job. Most though not all who do this job expect long hours, all weather conditions and sometimes, the very real risk of serious injury or even death. It's the nature of the job (considered in...
    • Benfleet A1
    • Thread
    • advised afford amazed ched comfort continued daw encounter gutless hatred heres jobs jury latvia loading military money motors patience physical pulled pulling ramblings screaming scumbag ski strips taught test tipping toss truck tugging
    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Winkle

    Leeds vs Ipswich 1992

    Not really a Ex Shrimper stat but I was watching a rerun of "Leeds Vs Ipswich" 1992/1993 season were leeds had some great players like "Strachan, Cantona, Batty, Speed, etc, when I noticed a rather deth type tackle on Mr Cantona by a certain.........Phil Whelan! Know theres something to tell the...

  5. stand up for Sir Steve and the Souhend players

    and Paul Brush .... In his Gillingham preview Sir Steve praised the players performances despite "the situation with their wages." So there you are a young professional looking at a 50-50 ball in a midfield league One battle where there are nasty old challengesa going on .... and the moneys...
  6. shrimperboy84

    S.o.s

    Hey guys, i've made a logo for the S.O.S and just want people to know where to get it, its been added to the facebook group already but incase someone wants to get a sticker made etc heres a link to the file http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2448/4052710830_89c9c093c8_o.png thanks Chris
  7. Napster

    Preliminary Round Draw

    14 ties, 4 today, 4 tomorrow, 6 Friday. Real work starts Monday Old School v Theres Something about Mary Spinal Tap v Naked Gun Top Secret v Happy Gilmour Withnail and I v Superbad Clerks v Shaun of the Dead South Park v Groundhog day The Producers v Im Alright jack Cheech and Chong v...
  8. CHEMICO FC

    Chance to play in james staines southend ledgens match.

    Theres one chance to play some part of the James Staines Southend utd ledgens game. Wednesday 21st October at Maldon town fc. 7 45 ko. 1. Must be a good player. 2. Must be near as dam 25+. 3. Must place the biggest donation to take part ,must pm me with it. 4. Deadline is monday 19th october...
  9. STFC_Gazza

    Question Alex Revell

    Swindon fan in peace and apologies if this is in the wrong section, was going to put EX Shrimpers BUT he is still your player so.. How the hell did you guys let go of Revell ar you really that skint (not a p take either, we have been down that road for years until we finally got decent...
  10. Yer Blues

    the rules of lighter theft

    Here below are the official rules of stealing other people's lighters. Although stealing lighters is despicable and morally wrong, it is always going to happen whether it be an accident or you're going all out to steal it.So I have written the OFFICIAL rules of stealing lighters so we all have a...
    • Yer Blues
    • Thread
    • advised boast bra catches cease cos crafty define detected disposable elite following gas heres hidden includes isnt jet ley lighters magician nico oldest peoples possesion properly screaming sleeve sock stealing test thieving types wasn
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Lester Bangs

    Any plumbers about?

    Ok I've got a bit of a problem. For about my week whenever I've flushed my loo a terrible foghorn type noise starts. Tonight I notice that theres almost no water in the cistern and this foghorn noise seems to happen all the time. Strangely I've lifted to ball valve float and rested it on top...
  12. palexander

    "Players not delivering"

    As I've posted in the 'Betsy' thread too, now the club policy is to dump players that 'are not performing', then who next? The loan window re-opens next week, so expect more departures I would guess? Heres the runners and riders - who next is up to hangman King's trap-door for underperforming...

  13. season ticket

    i still havent recived my season ticket i missed the millwall games because i was on holiday. but has anyone else got theres back if not how did u get in to millwall game???

  14. Jeremy Kyle Show

    Where the **** do they get these scumbags from? Honestly, todays guests must have the combined IQ of a pack of raisins. Theres just no hope for some of the *****
    • GBJ
    • Thread
    • combined heres
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  15. Yet another thread about Tilson's future

    With everything that has been going on at the club lately I must admit I've got real concerns about Tilson's future as manager. It must be incredibly frustrating and difficult for him to do his job at the moment. For the past few years he has been regarded as one of the best young managers in...
  16. chadded

    Can't think of a title for this, but theres a question in the post.

    I might be wrong, but I seem to remember a while ago there being a teddy bear or other similar item SUFC related getting sent round all the exiled shrimpers to have a photo with it, and see what obscure places we can get pics of it... get what I mean? Anyway, I'm off to the Falklands for 6...

  17. Question Minutes silence

    As CS said, there was a minutes silence yesterday at Ipswich in recognition of Bobby Robson. What i was wondering, what is better? Minute silence? applause? or singing i.e. theres only one bobby robson... Personally i think the Singing is the best idea. Closely followed by applause. What do...
  18. Smiffy

    Today's Court Hearing

    Ok, as this is a very important day, I think this is worthy of a new thread. COMPANIES COURT Court 51 Ground Floor (Mezzanine) Thomas More Building Before Mr Registrar Simmonds Wednesday 29 July 2009 Not Before 11:00am 15187 /2009 Southend United Football Club Ltd (THE) So...
  19. bucket&spade.f.c

    Away kit

    http://www.southendunited.co.uk/page/Home/0,,10444,00.html Am a massive fan of this kit much better then last season. what are your thoughts anyone buying theres today at MTBD

  20. Huddersfield 1st Fixture.

    I saw Huddersfield's friendly against a full strength Newcastle the other evening, as a friend lives up north. People wondered why Clarke left to join them, well the evidence was in their play. Good fast flowing football, excellent link up play and very very unlucky not to win. They had by far...
    • cw82
    • Thread
    • argentinian flowing heres wouldn
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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