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  1. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Is This Laptop Spec any good?????

    Not really much of a PC buff and wondered is the below worth getting? MESH 15 inch Powerview; Pentium 4 3.4GHz processor; 1GB RAM; 80GB HD; CD/DVD R/W drive; will take wireless card (not included). HD has been wiped and cleaned to DoD standard and Windows XP Pro re-installed from the recovery...
  2. Alex

    Season Card Faults

    Did anyone else have problems getting through the turnstiles yesterday. I have had a season card since thay were first introduced and never had a problem. However yesterday I tried to get into the South Upper after changing from the West during pre season and a nice alarm went off with a...
    • Alex
    • Thread
    • annoys collected faul hay icke introduced issued trance
    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  3. Question Reading Festival Ticket Needed x 1

    Reading Festival Ticket [Full Weekend] Needed x 1 Anyone booked but can't make it ? I know tickets not to be issued until week before, but my daughter would like to go with her friends. PM me if you know anyone who will accept near cost price.
  4. Hotman

    what a joke

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/education/2261307/Toddlers-who-dislike-spicy-food-racist,-say-report.html Toddlers who turn their noses up at spicy food from overseas could be branded racists by a Government-sponsored agency. The National Children's Bureau, which receives...
    • Hotman
    • Thread
    • adds attitudes bra branded failing funded issued noses nursery recognise stil teachers unacceptable
    • Replies: 78
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  5. Getting the Brush Off?

    I also see on the OS that Paul Brush is making the most of his time in charge - now he has issued a sort of deadline to Flavs and Gower: http://www.southendunited.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10444~1334225,00.html
  6. The Big Dady

    Layer Road Auction Dates Confirmed

    Layer Road Auction Dates Confirmed From Col Ewe OS http://www.cu-fc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/News/0,,10424~1328134,00.html Colchester United fans will be able to get their hands on parts of the club history when the U's hold a special auction at Layer Road later this year. As the club prepare...
  7. Slipperduke

    Exclusive from Adrian Clarke

    After yesterday's 'vital' story linking Adrian Clarke with a return to Roots Hall as player-coach, I spoke to the man himself to find out the truth behind the tittle-tattle. A mercurial left-winger at Roots Hall in the late 90s, Clarke has issued a 'come and get me' plea to Steve Tilson. "I've...
  8. steveo

    There may be trouble ahead...

    Somewhat predictable
    • steveo
    • Thread
    • cas following foo icke ickets issued league measure suppor
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Winkle

    Evening classes for the lads!

    Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by June 29th 2008 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by...
    • Winkle
    • Thread
    • bath cube differences difficulty dishes gene imo issued itself learning levi lifting oven remembering screaming sessions significant suppor support tapes tents therapy upside walls
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. Boreham Shrimper

    Just seen this

    From BBC gossip column: Southend have issued a ban on the wearing of denim in the press box at Roots Hall. (Telegraph) Are we going all up market or something?!
  11. The Flying Scotsman

    Seat for life at new stadium?

    This is a letter that my father-in-law has sent to the club, the echo and has asked me to put it on here to see what your thoughts are - In a nutshell, he is suggesting that instead of getting everyone buying shares which are effectively worthless with such a large controlling stake, the club...
    • The Flying Scotsman
    • Thread
    • approve atmosphere attract beloved buildings condition deed ead expired foo funded fur gran hall icke ickets installed issued itself keynes larger learning leasing milton money proposals proposed rent rolling roots significant sole stalled suppor town trolling wish
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Fossetts Farm
  12. J

    Parking Fine

    Ok so a errrr mate, was issued a parking fine for parking half in a bus stop, half in a bay, in harlem court road. The parking attendant issued a ticket, and put on the windscreen... when my errr friend got in his car, he drove away before she could take a picture of the ticket and car for...
    • J
    • Thread
    • harlem icke issued
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. J

    In the Face of adversity

    Today, showed real fight and spirit from the blues! First of all, what a 24 hours eh? People slagging the club off, and rightly so imo, and still i believe it is justified.....a footballer found out his career could be over? and we still take 3 points away from home and score four without a...
    • J
    • Thread
    • beloved didn foo hanks imo issued slagging suppor support
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  14. ldnfatso

    Medical Alert

    The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your...
    • ldnfatso
    • Thread
    • contagious disease extract issued premises rolling trolling wipe
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Desert Shrimper

    Your Worst Song of All time

    I have a new entry in my personal chart and it's "Plain White T's - Hey there Delilah....." :fury: I can't remember wanting to punch someone so much as the **** who sings this. I'm sure he has a valid reason for being a **** - perhaps he was spoilt as a child, being American probably doesn't...
  16. southend_shrimp

    Not good news for Man City surely ?

    http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1279815,00.html

  17. Leeds Away

    Many of you will be aware of the fine old mess Leeds have got themselves into re Bates buying them back and I appreciate that they are not exactly our best loved opponents. However this isn't really about the club, but instead their supporters who are now experiencing what we've gone through in...
    • OiRef
    • Thread
    • cries deed ead exactly issued joi suppor
    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  18. Firestorm

    European security warnings

    In view of recent terrorist activities in United Kingdom and elsewhere there has been an increase in international security levels The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon though, security...
    • Firestorm
    • Thread
    • arrogance brussels destroyed ful issued lose military pulling ran terrorist terrorists threats
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. Ricey

    Possiblity of Championship Football Next Season??

    QUEENS Park Rangers face being relegated from the Championship or handicapped with a severe points deduction when the Football League board meet on Thursday. The League is furious that QPR seriously breached their rules by entering into an illegal loan agreement with League One Oldham. They...
  20. TrueBlue

    How to not get done for speeding!

    SAVE YOUR DRIVING LICENCE AVOIDING THE SPEEDING TICKET What must the officer do, and what should you do When you are being reported for speeding, the Police Officer must tell you: "That you will be reported for consideration of the question of prosecuting you for exceeding the speed limit."...
    • TrueBlue
    • Thread
    • applies arter assume brough carefully convicted cos description displays ell failing hollywood icke issued larger laser mandatory mistakes money mph offences officer officers physical prosecution roadside serial speeding starter stronger systems tear town utmost
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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