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  1. Not In Mohave Shrimper

    Straight Outta Generator x SUFC

    To advertise the NWA Straight Outta Compton movie beats have made this jpeg generator. Get on it and make some Southend pics people.... http://www.straightouttasomewhere.com/?skip=1
  2. canveyshrimper

    The Australian Army

    Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For Those of you not in the know, Eromanga is a small town, west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland ) Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than...
  3. manor15

    eBay Description

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230451057921&afsrc=1#ht_1200wt_1165 [/SIZE][/FONT] :D
  4. wiggy

    Francis bashers, get a life.....

    Sankofa is just about fit for the Blue Square South. How wrong you all were to say that he was better than Francis, get over it as our current right back is the only one in the team that can bomb forward, whip in excellent balls and take decent free kicks. Mr.Negative is not coming back so stop...
  5. sufc_tom

    Favorite Simpsons quotes

    Here are some of mine Homer: I am so smart, I am so smart S.M.R.T., No-no wait.. S.M.A.R.T Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman. Ralph: The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there. I got a lot of...
  6. BLUEBLOOD

    First Round Review and 2nd Round Draw (to follow this evening)

    Well the first round has been and gone, and before we find out who meets who next lets remind ourselves of all the first round action OK Computer 31 The White Album 34 -52% Technique 13 London Calling 45 -78% Straight Outta Compton 15 Abbey Road 34 -69% Bridge of Sighs 5 Dark Side of...
  7. BLUEBLOOD

    Round 1: Heat 3: Straight Outta Compton vs Abbey Road

    A real clash of styles here, with Napsters Straight Outta Compton (NWA) up against Libertines Abbey Road (The Beatles) .. i know which i'd pick but i won't vote unless its a tie so over to you lot ...
  8. BLUEBLOOD

    First Round Draw

    Right, welcome to Southchurch where the draw has just taken place for the first round .. these are listed along with the dates match ups are to take place Wednesday 25th February RADIOHEAD - OK COMPUTER (Pubey) vs THE BEATLES - THE WHITE ALBUM (Bobby Greenberg) NEW ORDER - TECHNIQUE (Mad...
  9. Harold Bishop Killer

    Chat Up Lines

    All guys have been there. You are in a bar and you notice a young hotty over in the corner. You catch given you a quick glance. You look back again to make sure it wasnt the alcohol playing tricks on you. no definitely she was checking you out. Your heart races that little bit more, you begin to...
  10. sufc_tom

    Why...?

    Email I got... Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why does someone believe you...
  11. jamesmut2000

    mastercard wedding?

    Mate email me this one.... MasterCard Wedding You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent Wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the...
  12. ldnfatso

    Master Card Wedding

    You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage...
  13. A Bit Of Fun ..........*Why?*

    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when...
  14. Murkey_Mouse

    I told you that I jinxed Brentford .... just!

    I hope Tilson own me a drink next week Joking aside, we fcuking did it! We are going up! Up! Up! Up! we goooooooo! Hang on .... we got one more thing to do, let win the fcking thing .... SUFC League 1 Champion (got a lovely ring around this innt). I hope I will be the...
  15. Reading and MK Dons

    Funnily enough i was chatting to a Watford supporter last night and he informed me that part of the reason why Reading had become such a success this season was that there ball boys were extremely quick to through new balls back on the pitch. Thus breaking quicker against opponents as they were...
  16. 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die

    Just heard about this book that was published late last year - some strange choices and (IMHO) some glaring ommisions. That said, I own 293 of these and have heard a further 108 giving me a respectable total of 401. To be honest, dying would be a favourable option to hearing most of the others...
  17. Has anyone mentioned.....

    How awful that guy singing at half time was?! Quite ironic that the lyrics were...'I'm outta time' Cause he was very out of time! About 1/2 a second outta time each line. Awful ,worse than our forward play!
  18. ShrimperZone Prediction League 04/05

    The latest table of the ShrimperZone Prediction League 04/05 can be found here. If you haven't yet predicted for the home game against Macclesfield Town on Monday, you're running outta time! WS
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