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  1. iPhone Price War

    Noticed on the news yesterday that Orange are the first network to negotiate a contract with Apple to launch the iPhone on their network in the Uk from November onwards, and it'll lead to other networks being able to do the same. I'm on Orange, and was perilously close to terminating my...
  2. Rusty Shackleford

    X-Files Special: Prince of Wales really is a Charlie

    From Mark Steyn writing on NRO: According to His Royal Highness the Prince of Wales, we only have 96 months left to save the planet. I’m impressed. 96 months. Not 95. Not 97. July 2017. Put it in your diary. Usually the warm-mongers stick to the same old drone that we only have ten years left...
    • Rusty Shackleford
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Slipperduke

    Alonso Attracts Attention

    Spain 5-0 New Zealand Torres 6, 14, 16 Fabregas 24 Villa 48 Rafa Benitez must be getting nervous. Real Madrid's moneybags President Florentino Perez has reportedly set his sights on Xabi Alonso and, after his performance in this dominant victory over New Zealand, you can hardly blame him. The...
  4. Vange Shrimper

    Train seats to go on C2C Line from next month...

    THE number of seats on the busy c2c line from Shoebury to Fenchurch Street will be cut from next month. The rail company will reduce the number of carriages on six trains to carry out a maintenance programme, which it must complete before its franchise runs out in 2011. Four of the trains...

  5. Rons Blog 07.04.09

    Firstly let me apologise for last week’s “void”. It was my intention to answer the questions raised over a period of two to three weeks and at the end of that period to review whether supporters generally thought it was a good idea to continue with a blog – be it weekly, fortnightly or not at...
    • Andyhsufc
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    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. Ron Manager

    Legal to pee in Nottingham

    An absolute classic from bbc.co.uk - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nottinghamshire/7798194.stm City hit by 'legal to pee' prank People should ignore signs telling them that it is legal to urinate in certain public places in Nottingham, the city council said. The signs, which were...
    • Ron Manager
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  7. Likely to be playing in front of our biggest crowd in over 50 years

    Chelsea usually get over 40,000 even for lesser teams as they reduce their prices for Cup games so the crowd will be over 40,000. We haven't played in front of a crowd that big for over 50 years. My guess would be the last time was the Everton game well over 50 years ago. If anyone knows...
  8. seany t

    Fire Brigade Union lobby their MP's over safety

    My girlfriend sent me this today: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Today (12 November) more than 150 firefighters, fire officers and emergency fire control staff will join a national lobby organised by the Fire Brigades Union (FBU) calling upon their MPs to act on a...
    • seany t
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Mad Cyril

    Worst job.

    What is the worst job you have ever had? After dropping out of university for a couple of years I managed to spend 18 months working at a sponge factory in Rochford. I had various duties, most of which involved unloading huge sponge blocks from lorries, collecting packaged sponges, J cloths and...
    • Mad Cyril
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    • ant blocks collecting following jobs loading pads perks prisoner reduce rounds
    • Replies: 38
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. 37 billion in debt so far.

    so loony labour have busted all previous records with their massive borrowing,37 billion in only 6 months with experts predicting this figure will go higher,in turn taxation will have to rise in order to reduce the deficit. we all know recent events are global so here is my genuine question...
  11. Slipperduke

    Letter To Ashley

    After trawling through Mike Ashley's emotional 1664 word press release, Slipperduke has a few questions for him.... "I paid £134 million out of my own pocket for the club. I then poured another £110 million into the club not to pay off the debt but just to reduce it. The club is still in...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  12. Swindon off casts?

    as were looking for a bargain and taking players in from Luton for trial, I see Swindon are keen to loan/reduce the squad.....anyone know much about thier players who could be a usefull addition, thier reserves beat Plymouths 5-2, might be worth a look?
  13. Harold Bishop Killer

    If The World Was A Village Of A 1000 People

    If we could reduce the world’s population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all existing human ratios remaining the same, the demographics would look something like this: The village would have 60 Asians, 14 Africans, 12 Europeans, 8 Latin Americans, 5 from the USA and Canada...
    • Harold Bishop Killer
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    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  14. The Jobson Years

    Hi everyone I've been reading this forum with interest. I'm now ready to make my debut. Firstly, a big thank you to everyone associated with running Shrimperzone. One thing that strikes me is that most people's views on here are so black and white. So, I'm going to present a balanced view on...
    • ElstreeBlue
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    • Replies: 58
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  15. Football Manager Live

    Thought i'd give you guys an update on the game as i've been testing it now for 2 months. Since I last posted, they've added a ton of new features to test that'll be included in the release version. The new Match Engine seems Ok... More of a fixed FM08 Engine now but still a little bugs to be...
    • EastStandBlue
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  16. How to get Petrol Prices down

    This was just e-mailed to me.......sound plausible i guess if you read it See what you think and pass it on if you agree with it We are hitting 106.9 p a litre in some areas now, soon we will be faced with paying £1.10 a ltr. Philip Hollsworth offered this good idea: This makes MUCH MORE...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  17. Last Night

    Right, i know i'm a Forest fan but everything i state here is devoid of bias and has come from stepping back and actually thinking about it without the red-tinted specs on. The red card was a clear red, even most of your lot didn't wave their arms about it (that was a rarity though). Chambers...
    • NFFC1865
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    • Replies: 48
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  18. biffo

    If all is sweet in the SUFC garden.....

    am i not the most attractive poster on here? Do i moisten you?....................................................................Do you feel the need to call me 'sir biffo'? after all, i once was a good golfer and i thought i might be a good teacher...but alas doing it and teaching it turned...
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  19. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings - West Ham

    FREDDIE RUNS SHOW AS BLUES SUFFER LOSS Well, here we go again as the first home pre season friendly kicked off against West Ham on Saturday. There was a fair smattering of hammers fans in the crowd which was not the sell out predicted but still around the 9500 mark. Southend lined up as...
    • fbm
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  20. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings - Canvey

    CANVEY HIT FOR SIX IN PARK LANE TURKEY SHOOT Southend continued their impressive scoring run in one of the most one sided games I have ever seen... and to be honest the disappointment is that Southend could have easily been well into double figures. Tilson played moreorless two different...
    • fbm
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    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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