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  1. Davros

    Footballers Live's ... Facebook style

    Footballers life on facebook ----------------------------- Rio Ferdinand: going to hit the Amsterdam cafes before the game, who's in? Gareth Barry likes this ------------------------------ Bobby Zamora rejected Phil Brown's friend request Fraizer Campbell rejected Phil Brown's friend request...
    • Davros
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    • ban cantona fortune jury literally money prick san ski transfers vita
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Rayleigh Weir

    NSFW Celebrity skin...

    I was watching 'The Reader' last night, and there's a bit of a bath scene (hope nobody thinks this a spoiler or anything) at which point the missus and I both turned to each other and said that Kate Winslet doesn't seem to need too much encouragement to get her kit off. This kind of got me...
  3. Jay_Shrimper

    Firefox 3.5.1 Skins/Themes?

    Does anyone know any websites to download firefox skins for the most recent firefox out?? I know of a few for all the old firefox's, but the skins arn't compatable. I'm looking for a black skin, so if anyone knows where to get them from could you please post? I've just downloaded this skin...
  4. IloveShrimp

    Our squad

    One thing the Ipswich game pointed out to me was the lack of physical strength in our side. Apart from Laurant (who i thought was easily mom) jfc and perhaps Revell (tall but not strong imo) and Francis all our players seemed to be midgets or very lightweight in comparrison to Ipswich who's...

  5. Setting up a charity website

    Last week three of my colleagues in the London area were tragically hurt in an accident. Two of them were so badly burnt and have undergone operations and skin graphs whilst the other was less badly burnt but is suffering mentally. Now I would like to start a charity website along the lines of...
  6. * ORM *

    FC Match 5

    Last chance saloon for me really. At home to 4th and a win would see me leap into 4th as 5th will lose. He is also on Dusty so a win here and similar next week would be awesome. 1 defeat in the two and I am as good as down. Both my main bowlers are at sublime and the rest of the bowling...

  7. Morgan Freeman

    This story makes my skin crawl. He wants to marry his step-granddaughter. Is this noncification of the highest kind? http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/10072009/5/freeman-marry-step-grandaughter-0.html

  8. Filthiest Bird Ever Nailed.

    Thats right folks there are plenty about especially in Essex. Mine has to be an old taffy bird I nailed in Greece with the cockroach, she was a dead ringer for Irene from home and away but with corn beaf legs. Anyway there we were in bar drinking some cheap horrible vodka in pints and these...
    • Bazza the dog
    • Thread
    • applause beds booze chuck eating extras screaming shoes ski snake town truck walls wasn wish
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Slipperduke

    Job Done

    Manchester United 0-0 Arsenal Sir Alex Ferguson stepped lightly across the slick Old Trafford turf, turning slowly and taking in the view as if it was his first ever visit to the stadium. With eyes full of awe and a broad grin splashed across his face, he let out a long, sigh of satisfaction...
    • Slipperduke
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    • achievements anderson ands appalling cantona coped ead easier emmanuel entertaining eva evans gbp hadn industry itself liverpool persie physical redundant shirt ski slick stepped sunshine support threatened touched twelve wasn wild
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  10. number11

    Zone Update Sunrise to Sunset Charity Match - We did it!

    All, Just to confirm that SZFC succesfully completed their continuous match from sunrise yesterday to sunset last night. It was truly surreal to have kicked off with the sun about to rise above the goal we were attacking, and when the final whistle went almost 15 and a half hours later it was...

  11. Question Where's Sammy?

    I wonder if you could help me? Before Sammy the Shrimper last shed his skin to be reincarnated as the current matchday crustacean we have come to know and love, he was a bright pink fluffy creature. Since the football club no longer loans out the present Sammy outfit (poor show!) for special...
    • Riccyboy
    • Thread
    • contacting cos costume outfit sammy ski
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  12. Slipperduke

    Not So Fab, Lukasz

    Arsenal 1-2 Chelsea Walcott, 18 Malouda, 33 Drogba, 84 The vultures arrived at Wembley expecting to pick the flesh from Petr Cech's reputation, but it was birthday boy Lukasz Fabianski who offered up his own carcass, blundering in the late stages and costing his side a place in the FA Cup...
  13. Slipperduke

    Troubled Times For Cech

    Chelsea's season is in the sweaty hands of one man and he doesn't look entirely happy about it. If the Londoners are to have any hope of burying their second place curse, they need Petr Cech back to his best before this evening's FA Cup semi-final clash with Arsenal kicks off. Another disastrous...
    • Slipperduke
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    • ant awareness certainty champions ched conversation cos drastic emmanuel fa cup fro fur hasn liverpool londoners nicolas numbered occasions persie qui ran runners ski support
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  14. seany t

    Question Your experiences of taking the other half to the football...

    I was talking to my boss today who failed to convince his wife to come with him and watch the Chelsea vs Liverpool CL match last night, as she thought it'd be a 'dull game'. But it reminded me of my own experiences when trying to convince the better half of what makes going to the football so...
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    • burn chocolate convince enjoyed faster hacking hadn hall knife league one liverpool occasions ridiculously roots ski stairs vince
    • Replies: 43
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  15. Slipperduke

    Super-Outsiders? Not A Chance.

    Villarreal 1-1 Arsenal Senna, 10 Adebayor, 66 If it is true that whatever fails to kill you makes you stronger, then soon Arsenal will be invincible. After the painful grind of a season ruined by injuries and internal dispute, the Gunners are growing as a team, and as men. To come back from...
    • Slipperduke
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    • amused concede cos dre emirates emmanuel fernandez finishing guinness johan jury missiles outsiders overhead physical prematurely prepared ran ski somewhere stronger tacking threatened unpunished wasn worthy wouldn
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  16. Napster

    Words fail me

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1165131/Two-cars-hes-young-drive-jetski-20-000-blown-birthday---Britains-spoilt-teenager.html
  17. TBV_Dan

    Zone Update Revelling it in - 25.3.09

    This weeks 'Revelling It In'
    • TBV_Dan
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    • barnard bonding boosted burger clinging compared cure dishes documentaries eating exploits habits hanks itself jury mileage pile remotely roots ski stint sunshine washing wish youth
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  18. Portuguese Shrimper

    Proudest moments being a Shrimper

    Being reasonably new to this board I'll apologise in advance to you 'older' members as I'm sure this thread would have been posted before. Reading about Alan Moody triggered off the nostalgic side of me and I started going over some of the greatest moments being a blue. One of the most vivid was...
  19. manor15

    Post-Match Thread and Ratings Southend 3-0 Carlisle

    Good dsplay from the Shrimpers, looked in control throughout Mildenhall 8.5 Good, confident display, apart from 1 dodgy moment caught everything in the air Francis 8 Did well, especially going forward, good set pieces but was skinned once Clarke 9 Fantastic display, amazing long range passing...
  20. Slipperduke

    Furious Phil Unleashes Hell

    Arsenal 2-1 Hull City (Van Persie, 74) (Barmby, 12) (Gallas, 84) Phil Brown's phone will be red hot by now. In one exhilarating ten minute press conference, the furious Hull City manager unleashed a string of attacks aimed at everyone he deemed responsible for his team's exit. He accused Cesc...
    • Slipperduke
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    • ant appearing attract barracking barrier ber dawson dial emirates emmanuel fa cup fagan gard giovanni hanks headed horton johan jury occasions persie ran resetting samuel shoes ski somewhere spat tunnel wasn worthy
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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