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  1. pringlejon

    Post-Match Thread and Ratings Swindon 3-0 Southend United

    A game which started so promisingly for us turned into a nightmare. In front of just over 6000, with a fair few southend fans, a bright start was cut short when ex southend loanee kanu calmly placed the ball beyond mildy, returning from injury, after a swift counter attack with their number 11...

  2. Arshavin

    His second goal for Arsenal today was outstanding! Similiar to what he did for Russia at the Euros, getting the ball wide on the left, cutting in to the byline, skinning the defender and smashing the ball into the roof of the net! World Class!
  3. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter Two

    Chapter One here http://www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?t=49964 Chapter Two - Making Your Way In This World Today, Takes Everything You've Got. Shackleford glanced back down the alleyway and patted Ricey on the back. "It's too dangerous to talk here. Come on, I'll take you somewhere...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. SUFC Forever

    Ted Kennedy Given Honorary Knighthood

    Ted Kennedy has been awarded an honorary knighthood by the British government. Why? This is a man who constantly supported the IRA at the height of "The Troubles" and is suspected of using his high ranking Irish mates to raise cash for them via Noraid in the 1970's. He has never been a...
    • SUFC Forever
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    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  5. Essex Hurricane Appeal

    ESSEX HURRICANE APPEAL A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter Scale hit Essex in the early hours of Thursday with its epicentre in Basildon. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell". The hurricane decimated the area...
    • Cricko
    • Thread
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. toellandback

    Pre-Match Thread Toellandbacks Leeds preview

    A big game for both Tuesday night sees the Shrimper’s visit the home of football, Elland Road. A game that is vitally important for both teams although for very different reasons. Leeds are after 3 points to push themselves closer to the promotion hunt and Southend need to get back to winning...
  7. Davros

    Pubey... how did you..

    ...get the part in the new series of Skins?

  8. Chelsea fan at the end

    Anyone see a scuffle with a skinhead and stewards as he tried to get into our end, anyone know exactely what happened.

  9. Question Testicles

    After just taking a clean flick to my testes and spending the last 10mins doubled over feeling sick, it made me wonder.....why do they hang in such a thin skin sack, outside the frame of the body when they are so sensitive! why are they not incased in bone or up inside us with the rest of us...
  10. Irish_Shrimper

    Chelsea, the Irish, and Richie Foran, Richie Richie Foran

    Just back in the land of leprechauns a couple of hours after a great trip. Travelled over in Billy no mates style again for my 5th match of the season, and it was a teeny tiny bit better than the Huddersfield one last time :D Started off Saturday morning leaving Limerick at 4:30 am, for a...
    • Irish_Shrimper
    • Thread
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    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. Ron Manager

    Shrimpers United in Brisbane

    Statski77 (Matt) is currently over here on holiday visiting his family who live in Brisbane now and last night we met up for the Queensland Roar game. We had a few beers pre-match in Caxton Street and into the ground where he took a few photo's which I'm sure will be posted on here when he...
    • Ron Manager
    • Thread
    • atmosphere enjoyed especially finds following posted qui singing ski
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Slipperduke

    All I Want For Christmas...

    All I Want For Christmas Is.... Cristiano Ronaldo - A move to Real Madrid Santa Claus will get a distinct case of deja-vu when he opens young Cristiano's letter and sees his request scrawled out in red felt-tip pen. Didn't he send that last year? Anyone who thinks that Ronaldo wants to stay at...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  13. steveo

    More Rubbish service

    On my return form a holiday in October, I made a post moaning about the rubbish standards we seem to accept in this Country. The roadworks on the Hockley/Rayleigh road were one of my complaints. Guess what, they are still there. The blokes appear to working on the pavement, and have been for...
  14. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Question Miracle cure for Eczema??

    Occasionally i suffer with mild Eczema and wondered if anyone else has this skin condition and maybe has any miracle cures or suggestions of what triggers it of or makes it worse??
  15. Slipperduke

    Gallas Must Go

    There is a saying in England that it is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. Apparently no-one told William Gallas. The Arsenal captain, in an interview that will do for his career what Little Bighorn did to General Custer's, accused his...
  16. Bielzibubz

    Capital Punishment - Think again.......

    I know the whole should we, should'nt we, debate has been done to death on here before but if anything should make you change your mind it's this. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7708398.stm Eight broken ribs and a broken back, with another area of bleeding around the spine at neck level. •...
    • Bielzibubz
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    • beggars bleeding capital caused madman pulled severe ski spine tear torturing
    • Replies: 76
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Slipperduke

    Liverpool's Litmus Test

    Liverpool's Litmus Test Little by little, Liverpool are beginning to come together. A 3-0 win over West Bromwich Albion on Saturday night banished any lingering fears that last weekend's White Hart Lane debacle had caused permanent damage to the morale of the squad and gave yet another...
  18. Slipperduke

    Back In Business

    The roar, when the whistle finally came, was loud enough to shake the stadium to its foundations. A late Rafael strike and six minutes of injury time almost proved too much for the Arsenal fans who were in anguish at the prospect of another late capitulation, clutching their heads in their...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  19. Stats

    Battle Of The Tools - Prelim 5

    Today pits chat show guru Robert Kilroy-Silk (Overseas Shrimper) against Premier League high flying footballer Ashley Cole (Statski77) . So does Kilroy come out with too much stuff you think is way below the line or does cash grabbing, referee bashing, chocolate stabbing, general r'se CAshley...
    • Stats
    • Thread
    • chocolate guru league ski tools
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Slipperduke

    Gunners Fire Blanks

    How Arsenal could have done with a win here. With two disastrous results behind them and a foreboding clash with Manchester United waiting on Saturday, this was a perfect opportunity to boost morale, on and off the pitch, but it wasn't to be. Fenerbahce, much improved from their humiliating...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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