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  1. RHB

    England squad numbers announced.

    Looking likely that Pickford will be our number one. England squad numbers in full1 Jordan Pickford (Everton) 2 Kyle Walker (Manchester City) 3 Danny Rose (Tottenham) 4 Eric Dier (Tottenham) 5 John Stones (Manchester City) 6 Harry Maguire (Leicester) 7 Jesse Lingard (Manchester United) 8 Jordan...
  2. Napster

    Zavon Hines

    http://www.kentonline.co.uk/maidstone/sport/stones-to-hold-hines-talks-157746/ might be coming back to the EFL.
  3. leeblue

    What if???

    What if the england squad got wiped out in a tragic boating accident, pick another squad???? not an easy task. GKs Ruddy, Stockdale, Butland DFs Flannagan, shawcross, stones , Lescott, caulker, cole (out of retirement) and Terry, Gibbs. MFs Carrick, Lennon, cleverley, Zaha, Noble, osman...
  4. TrueBlue

    You silly.....

    Shrimper... Yid.... Fatso.... Northerner.... What language is and is not acceptable at football, this is in the light of what the FA have said today about Tottenham and the word Yid. Call me a fat prick but do I care? no. Some people need to remember sticks and stones Your views?
  5. It's All Over Now

    Enjoy Wembley and/or The Rolling Stones at Glastonbury. 2-2 aint good enough by far :-(
  6. Rob Noxious

    The Original Rude Boy

    "It's a bit like what Charlie Watts said about the Stones ... five years playing, twenty years waiting around." Sir Buttz Yoddles spoke wearily as he was in discomfort from a horrific abscess for which he had just started taking analgesic medication. His weariness was not helped by the...
  7. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Rolling Stones Tickets

    In the forlorn hope that someone out there might have a couple of tickets (or three or more .....) for the O2 gigs next month going spare or know someone who could help do please please let me know. Never got thro' on the website and was all sold out in a blink. Never seen them live but it's...
  8. TrueBlue

    Morecambe fans

    Your a joke trying to throw stones at our coach - wernt so mouthy when you or approached New entry in the scum breeding scum fans morecambe - I hope a comet hits your ground and ruins your gay ***** club
  9. Razam

    Anyone good at writing Business Proposals *cough-begging letter-cough*??

    I know the likelyhood of anyof these taking over is very remote, but....
  10. callan

    Lets invade France

    Ok....plenty of reasons for invading them (see below for some, I googled off the web earlier),so who's in?....and what can you bring to the team? 1. Riots. There is nothing the French like more than a riot. Half the time it doesn’t have to be about anything particular, they just like getting...
  11. Paul Sturrock / St Johnstones

    Just read that sturrock is a strong candidate for the st Johnstone job
  12. Long running bands

    What with the break up of REM, does any get a bit tired of bands that just seem to go on forever? When young and hungry, these bands produce their greatest work and then either vanish up their own butts (hello Radiohead) or just live on their past glories and release crap (The Rolling Stones for...
  13. The General

    Garden request!

    Bit of a random one this but thought a ) i could get a freebie and or b ) will help someone out! Basically im after a load of stones - im talking 8 buckets worth or so! Anything from beach sized stones to anything bigger. Got half of a "problem area" sorted in the garden thanks to the folks and...
  14. DoDTS

    Chesterfield another penalty ridden game 1939

    Well history doesn't exactly repeat itself but there are distinct similarities: Monday 16th January 1939 SOUTHEND UNITED 4-3 CHESTERFIELD (after extra time) F.A. Cup Round 3 Replay Sensation followed sensation in a series of breathtaking thrills in Southend United’s replayed third round tie...
  15. Benfleet A1

    Bullies and Bullying

    Now bare with me good readers, this is going somewhere but I want to give it some background first. When I was a kid I was bullied, bad. My first taste of it was at the grand old age of 4 years old at nursery school where a phycotic 5 year old used to attack the entire fraturnity. He would rip...
  16. Things aint that bad at RH after all

    Reading this you realise things aint too bad at SUFC, this is an actual letter sent to Grimsby Town by a fan after a game this season, read on its very good........ Dear Players of Grimsby Town FC I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude...
  17. Shrimper

    Grimsby rant

    :D Absolutely brilliant.
  18. What Becomes of the Broke and Shafted

    Someone great once said that Football isn't a matter of life or death, it's much more than that. Which would explain the pain felt by those when their football club is ripped away from them. As a Southend United supporter, I've had the good grace of never witnessing non-league football and...
  19. Johnstones Paint Trophy Round 2

    The draw will be made shortly on Soccer AM.
  20. fbm

    Rons BBC Essex interview

    Very eloquent, answered many, many questions. Accepts that maybe the Revell situation could have been handled slightly better by the club, refuses to put the blame all on GK. There is no financial crisis. All businesses and football clubs struggle with cash flow from time to time and this...