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  1. DoDTS

    Who is in line for Representative honours?

    With England playing Scotland tonight and for some of us memories of the Home International Championship, it's perhaps time to give a thought to the Prediction League's "Roots Hall Home" Championship. After this Saturday's fixtures it will be selection time with the top three scorers from each...
  2. DoDTS

    PL Table Confirned Table no. 1 Main PL for 3rd August 2013

    THIS IS THE TABLE FOR THE MAIN PREDICTION LEAGUE SEE ALSO THE TABLE FOR THE SOUTHEND PREDICTION LESGUE (Southend result and Scorer only) I usually double check all results before posting, but I'm short of time tonight so here's the provisional table |I'll double check later tonight or tomorrow...
  3. Benfleet A1

    RIP Donna Hartley

    Donna Hartley, The Golden Girl 400m runner from the late 70's early 80's has passed away. I personally had a teenage crush on her and it's a shame to see one go so young. A great shame.
  4. Harold Bishop Killer

    Roses & Hanging Baskets

    A teenage granddaughter Comes downstairs for her date With this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just has a fit, Telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!' And out she goes. The...
  5. Ayrshire Blue

    Sunderland snap up Irish teenager

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/sunderland/7525694.stm
  6. ldnfatso

    Doctors Secretaries mistypes

    Some of these are absolutely classic - restores your faith in the NHS! These are sentences typed (wrongly) by medical secretaries!!!! 1. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 2. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably...
  7. DTS

    Your worst stalker ever.....

    Watched some programme about some stalker who shot his ex-bird of three weeks in Harvey Nicks last night and it got me thniking about my own worst stalker. When I was 18 I worked for a company called Unijet who were tour operators who have seen been brought out by First Choice. Like most first...
  8. Pale Blue Dot

    teenage cancer trust gigs

    i went last night and was pretty impressed. The Fratellis were top of the bill, not really my sort of thing but it was the suport bands that were impressive. there was an acoustic band called figure five who had a drummer with no arms. ****ing mental but a great band. then at one point "the ford...
  9. MK's Indie Club

    Dance yourself dizzy to this little gem.... Bisexual goth Indie from Placebo.... Teenage Angst.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydSMBmn2qRQ&feature=related
  10. Slipperduke

    Keegan Factor

    I’m writing this match preview moments after watching Kevin Keegan’s first press conference as Newcastle United manager since 1997. When he walked into the room, I’ll be honest with you, I felt a little bit tired and maybe a bit stressed about the deadline that was closing in on me. But after...
  11. Yorkshire Blue

    Missing person: appeal

    Apologies if this is in the wrong place, but if the mods could pin it, I'd appreciate it. John "Cricko" is an elderly Southend fan known to many on this board. He's been a Southend fan for many years, having first watched Southend in his teenage years in Southend's first ever season (1906-07)...
  12. DTS

    Films that you really looked forward too but were total let downs.

    Yesterday after a spot of lunch with my mate "The Pilot" and our respective Mrs, Mrs DtS and I decided that we would get a DVD to rid ourselves of the bordem that is Sunday afternoon TV. I have been desperate to see Zodiac - A film a bout the San Francisco area Zodiac Killer dating back to the...
  13. Reading Shrimper

    Favourite Sport

    OK - quite simple this one, really. Which sport do you most enjoy to watch - whether live or televised. For many of you this will be football, understandably - but if it's a close second or joint favourite please say. For me, it's Boxing - I've been a boxing fan longer than a football fan...
  14. Racism & Stewarding

    My teenage son was at the Blues v Sheffied Wednesday match today and heard racist chanting in the form of "monkey noises" coming from the visiting fans in the NW corner, these remarks were directed at JCR. When he reported it to a steward he was told that it was not in his area so it...
  15. Uncle Leo

    Racing Post

    Bournemouth v Southend, by Mark Langdon THE talk coming out of Roots Hall suggests Southend will be taking the Carling Cup fairly seriously, and if that is the case Bet365 are taking a chance by offering a standout 11-8 about them beating Bournemouth. Southend have not been fazed by their...
  16. Desert Shrimper

    Ghosts

    I was watching The Best of "Most Haunted" (I have a thing for the ex-Blue Peter bird and I love it when Derek gets possessed) just the other night. It took me back to when I was about 5 or 6 and I saw a ghost in our old house walking in and out of the bathroom on the landing in the...
  17. 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die

    Just heard about this book that was published late last year - some strange choices and (IMHO) some glaring ommisions. That said, I own 293 of these and have heard a further 108 giving me a respectable total of 401. To be honest, dying would be a favourable option to hearing most of the others...
  18. The Emperor's new clothes

    Slight twist on DtS's excellent thread, as suggested by Firestorm. His nominations were Shane Westley and John Keeley. My nominations would be: Flahavan - I see a midget shotstopper who is dodgy at crosses; everyone else sees the best keeper in the division. (although at the moment...
  19. Sorry MtS!

    From todays Current Bun... BRIGHTON have nominated Bury’s teenage striker Colin Kasim-Richards as the player on whom they will spend most of their £250,000 Coca-Cola windfall award from fan Aaron Berry.
  20. TrueBlue

    Current Situation

    I do belive that panic is starting to spread with us all (myself included) Having never been old enough to enjoy a promotion season I like many younger fans I feel I don't want this chance to slip, what I think the older alot of you must take into account that people like me born in the...
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