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  1. yogi bear up the cagire

    Official Match Thread Southend United v Burton Albion

    Twenty mins late and very preturbed..............we are one up.......does anone know anything about the goal? It was CORR................with Love to Barnablue!
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    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. Tangled up in Blue

    Room 101

    Room 101 - 2011 ESB/Rusty O’Brian:-How many goals do you see Barnablue? BarnaBlue:-Seventeen. A surge of electric power pulsates through the electrodes attached to BB’s genitals. ESB/Rusty O’Brian:Once more,how many goals do you see? BarnaBlue:-How many goals do you want me to see...
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    • barnablue blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division highlights league two npower football league rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc tear the home of football twenty
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Thorpe Groyney

    Top Gear: Alan Partridge Speaks Out

    Good column here from Steve Coogan. "As a huge fan of Top Gear. I normally regard the presenters' brand of irreverence as a part of the rough and tumble that goes with having a sense of humour. I've been on the show three times and had a go at their celebrity-lap challenge, and I would love to...
    • Thorpe Groyney
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    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Hotman

    Question Does BarnaBlue talk bollocks?

    http://www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?64961-Does-Cyberbullying-exist-on-SZ/page9 Barnablue reckons that there are only half a dozen people that think he talks bollocks. I reckon twenty. Private poll, so nobody feels peer pressure from either side :hilarious:
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    • barnablue cyberbullying nobody rate shrimperzone twenty
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. DoDTS

    Southend's 4 goal plus wins

    Your memory plays tricks, but I seem to remember in my younger days that we would thrash sides on a regular basis compared todays scraping through by a single goal, but is this true or is just my rose tinted glasses? Below I've listed every victory by four goals or more since 1958 (apolgies...
    • DoDTS
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    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. Firestorm

    Zoner makes the daily Mash

    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/features/horoscopes/your-astrological-week-ahead%2c-with-psychic-bob-201009293128/ Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR) My name is Ozymandias, king of kings. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair! Also, can I borrow twenty quid 'til pay day?
  7. Bluesmanager

    I have to wonder...

    We, as fans of a lower league club, often complain (well, moan) about the way the lower leagues are pretty much shafted by the television stations. Yes, the BBC has a deal to show X amount of Championship games and their lower league highlights show is most certainly better than that piece of...
  8. pickledseal

    Breaking News Southend United FC Team to visit Garon Park - Thursday 5th August

    Thought some of you may be interested.....
  9. Thorpe Groyney

    It's Official: Southend United Owe The Taxman Less Than A Week's Wages

    Details are now emerging of the frankly obscene deal that took Barcelona bit-part player Yaya Toure to Manchester City. The £24m transfer fee is nothing out of the ordinary for the money-no-object clubs. What is the real shocker is the weekly wage of £221,000 given to an average top-flight...
  10. blues_r_best

    Bad Korea Vs Ivory Coast

    Ivory Coast need a 9 or 10 goal swing in their favour and Portugal to lose to go through, and twenty minutes in, they've scored two, hit the woodwork twice and had one rules out for offside. This will be much better than Brazil vs Portugal.
  11. CC51DAS

    Breaking News BBC to resurrect High Altitude programme next winter

    BBC Two Programme Policy 2009/2010 Television: Select television statement policy BBC One BBC One Scotland BBC One Wales BBC One NI BBC Two BBC Two Scotland BBC Two Wales BBC Two NI BBC Three BBC Four CBeebies CBBC BBC HD Service remit BBC Two's remit is to be a mixed-genre channel...
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers

  12. Only one man to blame.......

    I'm not even worried about relegation now, as far as I'm concerned we're down and I don't blame Tilson or the players one bit. How the hell can we expect the playing and coaching staff to be motivated when we're not paying them??? The way Ron Martin has shockingly mis-managed our beloved club -...
  13. canveyshrimper

    Harry's Nostalgia - North Bank Memories

    With the imminent return to the North Bank, albeit for two games I thought I'd share a few memories with you, while I still have them that is. Firstly though a big well done to Smiffy, TrueBlue and all the others who have worked hard to achieve this. :clap: From the first day I stepped into...
    • canveyshrimper
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    • Replies: 61
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  14. CC51DAS

    Question What are 'the consortium' waiting for ?

    Twenty something days left to save the club yet we still await full details of the so called consortium's identity and proposals. What is stopping them from revealing these to the fans ?
  15. Slipperduke

    Jose - Up Close and Personal

    Jose Mourinho smoulders. I wanted to get through this feature without writing anything that might worry my new wife, but there you go, I’ve blown it in the first line. But he really does. He smoulders. He walks into the sweaty, over-crowded press room and sits there in front of the lights...
  16. Benfleet A1

    Kids Just Don't Know Their Born

    While having a wonder around the shop today it suddenly struck me just how little kids know of the real world and what they are missing out on. It started when my missus mentioned our niece and how it must cost her mum a fortune so she can wear all the clobber and make-up yet she hasn't two...
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. southend4ever

    Twenty20 warm up fixture - England v England Lions

    England 157-6 (20 overs) lose to England Lions 158-5 (20 overs) England Luke Wright 42 not out off of 21 balls Matt Prior 33 off of 22 balls Lions Bowling: Rashid 4 overs 3 wickets for 22 and Finn 4 overs 2 wickets for 25 runs. Lions C Kieswetter (who? is he this new SA they talking about) 81...
  18. DTS

    Sick of Steve Tilson stick.

    I am getting so ****ing sick of the stick Steve Tilson is getting. I think its about time some people remember what Southends favourite son has done for this club x2 promotions x2 cup final visits x1 play off final Plus holding our own against Man United and Chelsea. Plus 239 apperances for...

  19. 50 games which defined a decade - Part 1 (2000-2004)

    As we've had our last game of the decade, I had planned to do something about the top twenty matches of the ten years just gone but I found it very difficult to leave some matches out, plus in truth it's some of the defeats which have stuck with me the most. And rather than doing a countdown I...
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    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  20. Southend fan wins 'Goal of the Season'

    A Southend United fan - who played at Roots Hall as part of a charity match - has won 'Goal of The Season', beating off competition from twenty others. 20 year old Daryl Savage scored a spectacular volley in a game back in May during a 'Football Aid' match that ended 6-6. Video and full story...
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