Battle Of The Tools

[Stats]

Yes thats right people we've had battle of the fit babes, battle of the sitcoms, battle of the horror movies but now its time for BATTLE OF THE TOOLS

Your chance to have your say on who you think is the most annoying waste of space in modern society.

As previous please put your nominations below, I'll limit the numbers to 32 (although the list could go onto to resemble a full FA Cup draw) and the draw will be done as soon as these are gathered in.

Might even get a trophy made up and sent to the winning ''celeb''

Right my nomination as per another thread this evening is Englands favourite cash grabbing, wife cheating, referee bashing, chocolate stabbing footballer.

CAshley Cole

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1. CAshley Cole - statski77
2. Amy Whinehouse - carl
3. Gillian McKeith - Pubey
4. Jeremy Kyle - JoshC
5. Vanessa Feltz - Aberdeen Shrimper
6. Karl Duguid - Sussex Shrimper
7. Dennis Wise - Old Blue Lady
8. Bruce Forsyth - Rusty Shackleford
9. Maggie Thatcher - Big Shrimp
10. Leon Clarke - Steveo
11. Paris Hilton - Geniel Harry Grout
12. Michael Jackson - Stevie G G G
13. Barry Fry - Irish Shrimper
14. Mark Lawrenson - Blues Shrimper
15. George W Bush - Jassy FA
16. Dale Winton - Canvey Shrimper
17. George Lamb - MK Shrimper
18. Geri Halliwell - Desert Shrimper
19. Joey Barton - Tarquin Fauntleroy
20. Jamie Oliver - MrBeard
21. Russell Brand - Hutton
22. Jade Goody - Jonny Stokes
23. Gordon Brown - Fat Shrimp
24. Pete Doherty - Dave
25. Vanessa Feltz Father - South Bank Hank
26. Kerry Katona - Van Whale
27. Garry Bushell - Lord Walker
28. Vanessa Feltz Mother - The Hall Has Eyes
29. Ben Elton - Uxbridge Shrimper
30. Max Clifford - toellandback
31. Danny Dyer - BeemaMad
32. Fiona Phillips - Billericay Blue
33. Christian off Eastenders - Duncan Bulgaria
34. Jeremy Clarkson - Boy Wonder
35. Timmy Mallet - Ldnfasto
36. Steve McLaren - Southend Lady
37. Graham Norton - Keith Jones Casual
38. Simon Cowell - Davewebbsbrain

 

[Hotman]

amy winehoue

 

[Stats]

ashley cole

Sorry Carl I've already chalked him off, pick another useless tool :)

 

[Pubey]

gillian mckeith

 

[Hotman]

isn't it amazing how both candidates so far love crack

 

[Hotman]

gillian mckeith

would you?

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Vic Jobson???

 

[Stats]

Can i be Vic Jobson???

Bit hard as he's brown bread AS.

You'll have to pick someone alive and kicking (and annoying).

 

[Hotman]

Pubey has asked if he can change his vote to OBL - personally I think that's bang ou of order!!!

 

[JoshC]

Jeremy Kyle

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

vanessa feltz please?

 

[Pubey]

Pubey has asked if he can change his vote to OBL - personally I think that's bang ou of order!!!

hahahaha:D

 

[Hotman]

vanessa feltz please?

safe bet!!! soon to be followed by kerry katona and karl duguid :whistling:

 

[OldBlueLady]

Here we go, soft target time again - stop stirring Carl.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Bruce Forsyth - I hate that patronising old ****. Or Stokes.

 

[Sussex Shrimper]

Karl Duguid

 

[Bluesmanager]

Jeremy Kyle

I've got a mate who's going on that.

 

[Sussex Shrimper]

safe bet!!! soon to be followed by kerry katona and karl duguid :whistling:

I honestly hadn't seen this when I posted - you know us too well. :)

 

[OldBlueLady]

As it goes, I'd nominate that little weasel Wise.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Pubey has asked if he can change his vote to OBL - personally I think that's bang ou of order!!!