Battle Of The Tools

[HUTTON]

Russell Brand

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Jade Goody or that muggy Wet sHam mockney **** Danny Dyer. Take your pick, stats.

 

[Stats]

22 tools named so far.

All nominees are at the top of the thread.

Jonny Stokes, I cant pick for you as I'd pick tactically ;)

Mind you both are real tools and both would be welcome into the competition

On your head be it mate :)

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

I think someone has forgotten a little bit of "Battle" etiquette here

J is all ready to go with his Cartoons (possibly) and i have Sketch Shows waiting patiently .. looks like i'll be waiting patiently a little longer doesn't it

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Much as it pains me to leave Dyer out, it'll have to be the self-publicising rascist simpleton Goody. Ta.

 

[fatshrimp]

Am I too late for this? Can I have Gordon Brown?

 

[Stats]

I think someone has forgotten a little bit of "Battle" etiquette here

J is all ready to go with his Cartoons (possibly) and i have Sketch Shows waiting patiently .. looks like i'll be waiting patiently a little longer doesn't it

Sorry mate didnt realise any others were going on.

We can still knock up the list ready.

I can hold off until both cartoons and sketch shows are done :)

 

[MK Shrimper]

Well I don't know what's happening with cartoons as J is obviously rushed of his feet.

 

[Davros]

Pete Doherty please

 

[davewebbsbrain]

I'll stick Jamie Oliver on the bonfire, I mean list.

Why so..The man has got school kids eating healthily, which will help them concentrate at school, gain better grades and raise the level of society and make the future of Britain a good one!!!

 

[South Bank Hank]

I have thought long and hard about my contribution since Aberdeen Shrimper so thoughtlessly adopted the one true vent-outlet for my over-active spleen in nominating Fatessa Feltz...

So I would like to nominate, and I am serious about this, Mr Feltz (father to Fatessa) as the creator, nurturer and lifetime formative influence of the fetid pile of talentless ego that spoils our fine planet.

Surely he could have seen what he was creating and sent it off to a fat-camp or something...


Hank's vote. Father of Fatessa Feltz.

 

[Van Whale]

How about 'celebrity' gossip trash mag favourite Kerry Katona.

 

[South Bank Hank]

Hmmm an intriguing idea. I suspect this chap may be something of a dark horse.

Imagine how much happier you would be, SBH, if mr felch had drowned his offspring at birth, not that I am advocating infanticide you understand.

I am in some agreement though. If there's one female on the planet that is guaranteed to make me instantly soft, it's this fat sweaty dollop.

Nor I. Some of my best friends started life as infants but I can see why you might be tempted in this instance, and the idea has some merit.

By the way, I expect to dish out a lot of green in this competition in line with my long-running policy of repping anti-Feltzism. You are already the second recipient in this fine thread.

For the record, I see myself and Aberdeen Shrimper as the favourites in this event.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Can't believe we've not had Garry Bushell on the list yet. I've always thought he was a total c*ck of the first order.

Argh!

 

[The Hall Has Eyes]

I have thought long and hard about my contribution since Aberdeen Shrimper so thoughtlessly adopted the one true vent-outlet for my over-active spleen in nominating Fatessa Feltz...

So I would like to nominate, and I am serious about this, Mr Feltz (father to Fatessa) as the creator, nurturer and lifetime formative influence of the fetid pile of talentless ego that spoils our fine planet.

Surely he could have seen what he was creating and sent it off to a fat-camp or something...


Hank's vote. Father of Fatessa Feltz.

Mother of Fatessa Feltz, somebody had to give birth to her!

 

[Stats]

Mother of Fatessa Feltz, somebody had to give birth to her!

Is that your vote THHE?

 

[The Hall Has Eyes]

Is that your vote THHE?

Yes please

 

[Stats]

Just 4 spots available now people.

 

[South Bank Hank]

Mother of Fatessa Feltz, somebody had to give birth to her!

An inspired choice sir and another obvious contender for the title. I wish you luck throughout the competition and just hope we don't come up against each other.

Oh if only that hadn't happened 40-odd years ago too!

:madman:

 

[MrB]

Why so..The man has got school kids eating healthily, which will help them concentrate at school, gain better grades and raise the level of society and make the future of Britain a good one!!!

Perhaps, still a Grade A Tool though.