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  1. South Bank Hank

    This thread is unjust...

    Steve Tilson was only a good manager due to the signing of Eastwood, Prior, Goater and all those other good players that he was lucky enough to sign... Paul Sturrock is entirely responsible for Bilel's failure to control his passions... Murdering Vanessa Feltz carries the same penalty as...
  2. All round to Vanessa's then?

    Dale Farm travellers lose appeal.
  3. chadded

    Room 101

    If you had the opportunity to put 5 things into Room 101, and thus consign it/them to a fate worse than death, what would on your list? Note* Ron Martin is not allowed on anyone's list. The same applies to Leyton Orient, Colchester United, and West Ham. Mine would probably be this: 1...
  4. canveyshrimper

    NSFW Something to cheer up South Bank Hank

    Vanessa has gastric band fitted. If you hurry mate they are looking for volunteers who will apply said gastric band to her throat.
  5. John Terry boinking Wayne Bridges ex

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1246974/John-Terry-named-star-affair-Wayne-Bridges-ex-girlfriend-Vanessa-Perroncel.html Seems calls are being made for John Terry to be stripped of the England captaincy. Hmm.
  6. Vanessa George

    This ghastly bag of fat/lard refuses to name the kids she and others abused..Torture the fat bint by putting her huge arms into the local butchers bacon slicer...Bet she talks then.
  7. pringlejon

    Friday evening poser

    Place members of The Saturdays in order of hotness. from left to right, Una, Mollie, Frankie, Vanessa, Rochelle. I'm going, Frankie, Rochelle, Una, Mollie, Vannesa any other takers?
  8. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile - Part 11: The tables have turned!

    Hi folks, This will be the final Interview with an Exile for Series 1, and I thought I would give some of the people I have cheekily edited on here over the past few months the opportunity to get their own back. So in the series finale, I am answering the questions! Would like to thank...
  9. Vanessa Feltz - fail!

    shame she can swim... i suppose whales are good swimmers though http://www.heatworld.com/Article/7371/Vanessa+Feltz/Vanessa+Feltz!+Doing+Hole+In+The+Wall!+Brilliant!
  10. Stats

    Battle Of The Tools - Prelim 7

    Tonights match pits TV personality Vanessa Feltz (Aberdeen Shrimper) vs Newcastle DOF Dennis Wise (Old Blue Lady). So has fatty feltz wound you up too many times or has the 4ft dwarf nibbled at too many ankles for your liking. The choice is yours.
  11. Stats

    Battle Of The Tools - Prelim 2

    Match No.2 pits one of Society's great contributors in Vanessa Feltz's Father (South Bank Hank) against live chat show slurring ''Celeb Mum Of The Year'' Kerry Katona (Van Whale) Vote away.
  12. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile: Part 1 - Aberdeen Shrimper

    The life of an SUFC exile can be a lonely one at times - and one which is a difficult existence to understand for some. I thought by setting up this weekly thread, we would get the opportunity to get to know some of the exiled posters on SZ a bit better. This week, Aberdeen Shrimper goes under...
  13. Stats

    Battle Of The Tools

    Yes thats right people we've had battle of the fit babes, battle of the sitcoms, battle of the horror movies but now its time for BATTLE OF THE TOOLS Your chance to have your say on who you think is the most annoying waste of space in modern society. As previous please put your nominations...
  14. Irish_Shrimper

    Kerry Katona or Vanessa Feltz

    Simple really. Gun to your head, which one would you smash the big fat annoying and irritating flabby granny out of? :D Katona
  15. OldBlueLady

    Fiona Phillips to quit GMTV

    Ought to please quite a lot of you, seem to remember she's not very popular - though not quite on the Vanessa Feltz scale! http://uk.news.yahoo.com/itn/20080829/ten-breakfast-tv-star-quits-ea4616c.html
  16. Yorkshire Blue

    The Olympics

    I went along this afternoon to see the Olympic Flame pass through our nation's fine capital. I for one, am excited about the prospect of the Olympics coming to Britain in 4 years time. For me there is something special about the Olympics going all the way back to its roots in Ancient Greece...
  17. South Bank Hank

    Your predictions for 2008

    We can dig this out in January 2009 for the inquest and 'I told you so's... My predictions: * Southend United to finish in 8th-11th place in 2007/2008, denied a place in the play-offs by our stuttering defence. As of January 1st 2009, I expect us to be in 6th place in League 1, pushing harder...
  18. South Bank Hank

    Death Row Bad Boy

    You did a bad thing - or at least the legal system thought so - and after 3 years on Death Row, you're now in bed facing your last day before they fry your *** with 50,000 volts of America's finest... Your family and friends deserted you years ago. These are the questions. 1/ Who do you...
  19. South Bank Hank

    The "Eraser" Thread

    Okay, so you meet this guy in a pub and he says that he makes people "disappear". In fact, he's so good at his job that he makes all traces of this person "disappear". Their name, their work, their achievements, and all knowledge of them "disappears". He can even make celebrities "disappear"...
  20. Interpol Shrimper

    Dave the Kitman

    Vanessa the masseur Bet she hasn't got short fat hairy legs