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  1. Tony Yeboah

    This was written by Peter Ndlovu in an online newspaper column. --- This month our regular columnist Peter Ndlovu recalls an unsavoury incident from the African Cup of Nations. Things have been quiet this month so when I sat down to write this article my mind went blank. Although the following...
  2. Kris

    Goal music

    I hate goal music (and the Americanisation of football in general) but if the club was to do something vaguely innovative/entertaining and choose a different song for a different scorer rather than stick with the god-awful Hey Baby, what would you choose? I'll start you off with... Anthony...
  3. Ref Watch ...... Cobblers

    Tomorrow's referee is Simon Hooper from Swindon making his second visit to Roots Hall in his 4th season as a League referee. His previous visit was the match against Brighton (0-1) which I believe sealed our relegation the year before last. Only a couple of yellows. He has not refereed a...
  4. Tilson's new Lincoln

    I saw Lincoln play at Ilkeston yesterday - comfortable 4-0 winners - Laurent not included as he had taken a knock in training but Nicolau played the first half. I was really impressed by the way Tilly's new team played as a unit and it was amazing that they showed such understanding after no...
  5. Yorkshire Blue

    Steve Claridge's BBC blog

    It's possibly because I'm particularly bored and sleep deprived at the moment, but I found the comments to Steve Claridge's blog being available in video format only pretty entertaining this week "I'll add my weight to the 'give it us in text' argument. You can type can't you Mr. C?" "Either...
  6. Smiffy

    Pre-Match Thread Southend United v Crewe Alexandra

    Thought I would start this one early, as there is not much else to talk about at the moment! What is your starting XI? What will the score be? Will the Blue Monday deal, boost the attendance? Will Corr & Sturrock be fit? Is this Timlin's last game before going back to Swindon? Here...
  7. All At Sea podcast

    The new edition is ready to download from iTunes and at http://allatseafanzine.podbean.com Also, while I'm on, the fanzine has a new website at www.aas-fanzine.co.uk where you can buy the latest issue online (we've got rid of the gremlins, finally) and find out details of subscriptions, back...
  8. Help for heroes concert on bbc1

    anyone else watching, found it very entertaining so far.........
  9. Cricko

    Kulula Airline

    Kulula is an Airline with it's head office situated in Johannesburg . Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: Kulula's new paint scheme "Flying...
  10. Ref Watch .... Wolves away

    We have the normally decent referee Colin Webster from Tyne and Wear in charge of tomorrow's match. He is a Chartered Surveyor with an interest in property development; perhaps Ronald and he could have a bit of a chat before the match and he could tell Ron where he is going wrong. In his 10th...
  11. Thorpe Groyney

    Great Wakering Rovers In Mourning For Club Legend Johnson

    In these days of £200,000+ a week wages, of club chairmen and high court hearings splashed across the papers, we tend to lose sight of the very essence of what football really is all about. Great Wakering Rovers have lost one of the pillars of their club, as has football in Essex, with the...
  12. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Question You are granted an evening in the pub with two celebs. Who do you choose?

    Ok, lets put to one side replies like 'Katie Price, both of them' etc, or 'Glasgow Shrimper and True Blue' (sorry gents, no reason for pcking on you) etc. Who do you think it would be great to just while away a few hours in a pub over a few beers and just have a damn good evening/laugh? For my...
  13. Shrimperstrust

    Under 18's Match Report SUFC Youth Cup - Arsenal v FC Twente

    Arsenal grabbed the first finalists spot in the SUFC Youth Cup as they claimed a 3-1 victory over FC Twente in an entertaining opening semi-final. Rob Craven's Match Report can be found by clicking here.
  14. manor15

    Group B Summary

    Group B Played Wins Draws Losses For Against GD Pts Argentina 3 3 0 0 7 1 +6 9 South Korea 3 1 1 1 5 6 -1 4 Greece 3 1 0 2 2 5 -3 3 Nigeria 3 0 1 2 3 5 -2 1 Group God: Leo Messi has proved that he really is one of the best players ever to play the game of football. Sure, he lacked the...
  15. Brazil vs Bad Korea

    Entertaining game, Bad Korea look a well organised outfit and deserved to go into the break 0-0. Brazil finally opened them up with a fluke by Maicon and a great pass by Robinho to tee up Elano. Korea pulled one back with arguably the best goal of the night. However, how gash was Kaka tonight...
  16. pickledseal

    Soccer Aid

    I recon we could sign up Essex-boy Oli Muers for next season! Loved Woody scoring the winning penalty especially after him playing with random groups of kids in Battersea park for practice. Quite entertaining
  17. CC51DAS

    Breaking News BBC to resurrect High Altitude programme next winter

    BBC Two Programme Policy 2009/2010 Television: Select television statement policy BBC One BBC One Scotland BBC One Wales BBC One NI BBC Two BBC Two Scotland BBC Two Wales BBC Two NI BBC Three BBC Four CBeebies CBBC BBC HD Service remit BBC Two's remit is to be a mixed-genre channel...
  18. Rob Noxious

    World Cup Memories

    Strange as it may seem, I've been reminiscing once again. I was thinking about the England World Cup squad of 1970 and their number one hit, 'Back Home.' There they were on TOTP, all suited in black and wearing white shirts and black ties. We didn't have a colour telly then, so that's how it...
  19. Tommy2holes

    I am hurting.....

    I am hurting. Its not just sadness at this seasons demise and that the club i support and love is getting relegated its the distinct lack if effort and extreme uncertaintanty surounding the club manager players finance and the future in general. I dont remember in the last 17 years feeling...
  20. Real Outclassed in El Clasico to Forget

    Lionel Messi and Pedro Rodriguez sealed a dominant win for Barcelona in El Clasico, seemingly deciding the La Liga title race as Real were left out thought, out fought and out classed. This will, by no means, go down in history as an El Clasico to remember. Barcelona entered the contest coming...
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