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  1. Tweets

    Big Bad Barry Corr last night: "A point off 3rd place & so much more to come. We've got good players & the best manager in the league so we'l be alright. Onwards & upwards." :thumbsup:
  2. Cricko

    Things you never hear any more.

    Hello this is British Gas,how can we be of service..would you as a valued customer of ours like us to call you back to resolve your query as it may take time.
  3. Fix your heating bill!

    As Scottish Power have kindly raised their gas prices by 19% and Electricity by 10% my advice is to get on a comparison website and get a fixed tariff. I did this, this morning, saved myself £8 p/a but fixed my prices until 2014. Get on it before they wise up and pull the offers, cos you know...
  4. Need your walls/loft insulated for free?

    If you're with British Gas, get on the website and register quicksmart before the deal fills up!
  5. Cricko

    Malawi Makes It Illegal To Pass Gas In Public.

    I am not sure if this has already been posted or not,but all I can say is, It is a good job Trueblue does not live in Malawi.:winking: http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/01/30/governments-around-the-world-outlaw-basic-bodily-functions/
  6. Random pipe thread.

    All, Need a bit of building advice - I've been bashing off (ooer) some quite revolting plasterwork that the previous owner put over two fireplaces in my house. Now on the side of one, I uncovered a copper pipe that doesn't get hot when I put the central heating on. There's no gas fire nearby...
  7. DoDTS

    Southend United under the Shadow of War

    “Southend United Under the Shadow of War” is my next book which should be published this coming November. For those that have seen my previous effort the “Forgotten Years of the Kursaal” the format is much the same, match reports intermingled with snippets from the local paper, and is my attempt...
  8. canveyshrimper

    NSFW Something to cheer up South Bank Hank

    Vanessa has gastric band fitted. If you hurry mate they are looking for volunteers who will apply said gastric band to her throat.
  9. Tommy2holes

    British gas customers

    I work for british gas and we are currently running an offer of 3 months free homecare. This particular homcare is for Boiler / plumbing / electrics and drainage and whilst on it you are entitled to a British Gas boiler service for £65 (usually price £140) . There are no tie-ins or penalties...
  10. CC51DAS

    Breaking News NASA in a flap over Nicky Bailey's penalty

    Just spotted this on the web. Its from NASA's website. Looks like Nicky could be in deep **** now :clap: News NASA Aids Forecasters Tracking Iceland Volcano Ash Plume 05.05.10 Click to enlarge The visible ash plume from Iceland's Eyjafjallajökull volcano was captured by NASA's...
  11. The General

    Good evening folks!

    Me and Em move in Monday and any advice is much appreciated. Especially any tips which we may not have thought of. I've spoken to all the main people today (gas, water, council, phone) and let them know whats going on! Trying to decide on phone/broadband packages and Sky is looking best IMO...
  12. pringlejon

    Gas and Elec Advice

    Am renting a student property and have yet to receive a gas or leccy bill with only 50days left on our contract. We have put money away incase a bill comes through, but legally, is it down to us or landlady to contact gas/elec companies to get bills or if we ignore the lack of bills and hope...
  13. Uncle Leo

    Post-Match Thread and Ratings Gillingham 3-0 Southend United

    Assuming you didn't gas yourself in the car on the way home, match reports and ratings from Priestfield here please...
  14. Benfleet A1

    Question If it came to an end, could we really cope?

    I have just finished reading The Day of the Triffids for the umptenth time and it got me wondering. If civilisation as we know it came to an end how would those left survive and due to the technical world we have been brought up in, would that leave us even more worse off. Let me explain. That...
  15. southend4ever


    Is it a gas?
  16. CSBLUE

    Question Gas & Electricity suppliers...

    Just bought a 2 bed mid terrace house in Southchurch. Had new combi boiler installed and have finally got round to sorting out the Gas and Electricity suppliers. Have a 3 week old boy so heating currently on low/medium 24/7 and with this missus home I guess our electricity consumption is...
  17. Hotman

    Question Is climate change a Good thing?

    ****ing obvious if you ask me, of course it is. My electricity and gas bill is £140 a month and anything that is going to cut that down is worthwhile. I also won't get the slightly ******* feeling i get when i print my emails, and lastly i like the sun.
  18. RobM

    Electrician query

    I know gas fitters have to be CORGI registered but is there any mandatory registration for electricians?
  19. Slipperduke

    England Must Keep Their Focus

    CAN YOU SEE ENGLAND MAKING IT NINE FROM NINE? I don't know yet, it depends what my broadband connection is like. I just hope that the England players are more enthusiastic about 'The Match That No-One Will Watch' than the England supporters. Fabio Capello's side have, of course, already sealed...
  20. Pale Blue Dot

    the rules of lighter theft

    Here below are the official rules of stealing other people's lighters. Although stealing lighters is despicable and morally wrong, it is always going to happen whether it be an accident or you're going all out to steal it.So I have written the OFFICIAL rules of stealing lighters so we all have a...