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  1. Andy_S

    Deadline Day League 1 signings

    Astrit Ajdarevic [Liverpool - Leicester City] Yuri Berchiche [Tottenham - Cheltenham] Loan Gary Dicker [Stockport - Brighton] Loan Daryl Flahavan [Crystal Palace - Leeds] Loan Ian Harte [Unattached - Carlisle Utd] Jared Hodgkiss [West Brom - Northampton] Loan David Hutton [Tottenham -...
  2. chadded

    Pizza Hut

    Going there anytime soon? Go to their website, enter your details and get a voucher for 50% off. Its only valid til the day after you enter your details, but that's better that a kick in the gonads.
  3. Irish_Shrimper

    Chelsea, the Irish, and Richie Foran, Richie Richie Foran

    Just back in the land of leprechauns a couple of hours after a great trip. Travelled over in Billy no mates style again for my 5th match of the season, and it was a teeny tiny bit better than the Huddersfield one last time :D Started off Saturday morning leaving Limerick at 4:30 am, for a...
  4. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile - Part 11: The tables have turned!

    Hi folks, This will be the final Interview with an Exile for Series 1, and I thought I would give some of the people I have cheekily edited on here over the past few months the opportunity to get their own back. So in the series finale, I am answering the questions! Would like to thank...
  5. duncan bulgaria

    Garlic Bread !!

    My pal at work was telling me that he ordered a pizza the other night with a few of his chums and sat down to eat it , all the lads tucked into the pizza as you do , and then they opened up the garlic bread box only to discover that there was no garlic bread in the box and it had been replaced...
  6. Slipperduke

    Rafa's Poisonous Glow

    There is a frog in Central America, the strawberry poison dart frog, that is born bright red as a warning to predators of the poison that lurks in its blood stream. It is not the only creature whose colour signifies danger. Certain snakes, insects and the oft-spotted Rafa Benitez all share the...
  7. Slipperduke

    Woeful Reds Ravaged By Redknapp

    The Tottenham Hotspur revival continues. Not content with robbing Liverpool blind in the League ten days ago, Harry Redknapp's resurgent warriors battered them in the League Cup as well. This emphatic and fully deserved 4-2 victory means that the North London side have racked up an astonishing...
  8. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile: Part 3 - Canada Shrimper

    This week, John from Canada takes part in the interview with an exile chat. The following picture is from his latest trip over to Southend for the Swindon game: 1) How long have you been an exile? A) Been out of the country for 10 years less 8 months in the middle 2) Why did you...
  9. chadded

    The 'Stan

    First of all, I'm writing this from my perspective of the last six months, I'm no hero, but plenty of my collegues are. Hopefully no one will think I'm writing this is order to show off, or to earn rep. Indeed, please don't rep me for this at all. I realise I'm probably not the only serviceman...
  10. Stats

    Battle of the tools - prelim draw

    People of the Zone, We had a wonderful 42 entrants for SZone Tool Of The Year which means we need 10 Prelim Round Matches. Draw list and numbers as follows; Jamie Oliver - MrBeard - 1 Russell Brand - Hutton - 2 Jade Goody - Jonny Stokes - 3 Gordon Brown - Fat Shrimp - 4 Pete Doherty - Dave -...
  11. Slipperduke

    Harry On Up The Table

    What a turnaround! Tottenham Hotspur, who accumulated just two points in over two months with Juande Ramos, have now racked up seven in the last seven days and you can put them all down to the Harry Redknapp factor. The former Portsmouth boss has put a spring in Spurs' step and after two...
  12. Slipperduke

    Arsenal Lose, Four-All

    Arsene Wenger stared down his inquisitor, apparently caught between contempt and fury. A 4-4 draw at home to Tottenham, under any circumstances, is a poor result, but to be asked where he thought he, "lost the game," seemed to be pushing it a little. "We did not lose," he said slowly. "I must...
  13. Slipperduke

    Well, that b*ggered up the first draft...

    Extraordinary. Just when you think that you've got the measure of this ridiculous sport, along comes a game so remarkable, so unexpected and so astonishing that you need to sit down and take a deep breath before you can even start to make sense of it all. Tottenham Hotspur's impetuous comeback...
  14. Slipperduke

    Spurs Self-Destruct Again

    Another day, another miserable result for Tottenham Hotspur. The pressure will continue to build on the beleaguered Juande Ramos, but with performances this self-destructive and stupid, is it really any wonder? Spurs were the architects of their own downfall on a cold, windy night in Northern...
  15. Ayrshire Blue

    Sorensen a millimetre from losing his sight

    Link I saw the game on Sunday and Hutton did not lead with his studs and had every right to go for it
  16. Stats

    Battle Of The Tools

    Yes thats right people we've had battle of the fit babes, battle of the sitcoms, battle of the horror movies but now its time for BATTLE OF THE TOOLS Your chance to have your say on who you think is the most annoying waste of space in modern society. As previous please put your nominations...
  17. BLUEBLOOD

    Battle of the Sitcoms - Second Round Review

    Blackadder continues to blaze a trail in this competition with another thumping victory, elsewhere the battles were much closer with only Father Ted and Only Fools and Horses breaking the 70% barrier, that said we didn't have any real nail biters this time around, with The Vicar of Dibleys 6...
  18. BLUEBLOOD

    Battle of the Sitcoms - Round Two (Heat 2)

    In the first round MKs Blackadder produced the biggest % win of any match .. and i wouldn't rule out an equally impressive victory against poor old Huttons The Good Life
  19. BLUEBLOOD

    Battle of the Sitcoms - Second Round Draw

    The draw has taken place for the 2nd round of Battle Of The Sitcoms and it shaped up as follows ... Only Fools and Horses (Cricko) vs Frasier (stereoscene) The Good Life (Hutton) vs Blackadder (MK Shrimper) I'm Alan Partridge (seany t) vs Steptoe and Son (canveyshrimper) My Name Is Earl...
  20. BLUEBLOOD

    Battle of the Sitcoms - First Round Review

    Well that was Round One ... i was going to review every tie, but in the end i thought i'd just present the votes as cast and the percentage of the vote gained by the winner ... i will just make honourable mention to the crushing victories gained by Only Fools and Horses and Blackadder, and offer...
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