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  1. Memory Lane today ,years ago

    today ,years ago, we had a few big games .here is just 3. i was at all 3.im sure some of you were as well.. today 1972.. giliingham-sufc. leigh comm coaches, white coats,those hells angels !! then in the evening, germany winning at wembley! so things dont change much, still in the 4 th...
  2. steveo

    Occupy somewhere else you losers

    So Occupy London are now looking for somewhere else to occupy. Well good riddance to bad rubbish. One of these ***** was on Five Live this morning describing himself as a Professional Protester. So who is paying him? And more annoyingly, why don't one of the spineless BBC reporters ever ask...
  3. Blair Sturrock -

    delighted that the mangers son managed smash one in from 4 yards out - and get his pic on the OS - he does get such an easy ride compared to the stick Harrold and Paynter used to get - but he should learn to take defeat on the chin and not to make disrespectful remarks about the opposition...
  4. Uncle Leo

    Cheltenham Festival 2011

    Anyone going? Any ante-post tickets being tightly clutched in anticipation? In answer to my own questions - (a) yes, on Gold Cup Day and (b) I've got Recession Proof at 16/1 (now around 10s) for the Supreme Novices Hurdle. If you are going to be punting during the Festival, please bear in mind...
  5. Dick Bate's Protege

    Greatest Chat up Lines

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/relationships/8208562/Best-chat-up-lines-revealed.html All you would be Romeo's out there should comment on the magnificence of a woman's lips if you wanna get lucky. Personally, I walked up to my future Mrs in the Pink Toothbrush, who was being chatted up by my best...
  6. NSFW Cybersex - You're doing it wrong (18+)

    taken from b3ta: Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an...
  7. FC - Match 5

    BATTY SHRIMPERS v Team Tadley C.C. Relegation battle for me this week. I'm 5th and he's 6th, loser can probably kiss goodbye to staying up. Pretty much a full-strength side out, and we've made a good start. We can tell you that Team Tadley C.C. won the toss and elected to bat. The pitch is...
  8. southend4ever

    I Love Southend United

    I love our Blue Boys. Still not paid yet they come out after a bad run of results and a 94th minute loser against Norwich and show pride, bottle and commitment and a willingness to wear the shirt of Southend. That is what you want as a supporter! When you turn up as a fan you want to see 100%...
  9. steveo

    Winners & Losers

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  10. Slipperduke

    Spurs Self-Destruct Again

    Another day, another miserable result for Tottenham Hotspur. The pressure will continue to build on the beleaguered Juande Ramos, but with performances this self-destructive and stupid, is it really any wonder? Spurs were the architects of their own downfall on a cold, windy night in Northern...
  11. Hotman

    another poll, for rep

    this time the loser gets neg rep. What is the most annoying program on TV?
  12. Slipperduke

    Manchester United v Chelsea Euro final

    They went into the last day of the league separated only by goal difference and when it came to the final of the biggest cup competition in the world, the margin between Manchester United and Chelsea was somehow even thinner. After 120 minutes of gruelling football that ebbed and flowed between...
  13. Slipperduke

    2007/08 season

    For all the moments of high drama, the goals, the saves and the tears, I've got a funny feeling that the 2007/08 season will be remembered as the year that the owners of football clubs across the land finally lost their tenuous grip on reality. It's as if there is a private competition between...
  14. The Misery Section ... ...

    I am really fed up with all this rah rah - TBV stuff etc. and want to get back to sitting at Roots Hall slagging off our players and having a proper good moan and groan. I writing to Ron Martin and demanding we are given the front four rows of the east and west stand so we can really get...
  15. Bluesmanager

    Pompey 1 Man Utd 0

    Quieroz is not a happy bunny - Manchester United assistant manager Carlos Queiroz is not happy. Some choice post-match comments, which include: "Today luck played a part supporting Portsmouth - on a normal day probably we would have won this three or four", "The referee's a disgrace, he didn't...
  16. DTS

    Should I take Ben's bet?

    Ben from work and I are about to go for our usual Curry buffet lunch just off the delighful Borough High Street. Somehow as a sideline Ben has just claimed he could eat ten McDonalds hamburgers within a one hour period. His hour starts from the time that he bites the first burger. He is not...
  17. Slipperduke

    Reading - Arsenal

    I covered this game last night, and if you didn't see it then congratulations. It was truly awful and a shocking example of the way the game has gone in the top flight. Here's the report, have a read and be thankful that Southend aren't in the Premier League! "What do you do with a problem...
  18. Benji91

    One for the train spotters.....

    Why do the trains on the DLR have indicators? I noticed it last night as there were no women on the platform worth staring at. Is it incase they suddenly jump off the tracks and swing a right? :confused: http://www.icrs.org.uk/images/Photogallery/DLR/DLR75.jpg Ill be honest - im pretty...
  19. SamuraiBlue

    Remember Quantum Leap?

    So do you remember this show? A friend and I had a drunken conversation about this show a couple of months back and we asked the following question: If you "leaped" into the body of a professional athelete performing their chosen sport, what kind of sportman would you choose to look least like...
  20. SZ BT Cup - Preview

    With this seasons SZ BT Cup starting on Sunday, I thought I would try and give a bit of a run-down on the groups and teams. GROUP A Batty Shrimpers (managed by BB) Current form - top of V.58 winning all 4 games, knocked out of cup at 3rd round stage. One to watch - Philip Evelyn. 580 runs at...
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