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  1. Winkle

    Sunburn!

    Had a rare day off yesterday and was cajouled into watching my daughter play netball in a tornamount. Normally, this is the wifes area but as the beloved was having her hair done, I stepped into the breach as it was and found myself running along the line, baying instructions to my unimpressed...
    • Winkle
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    • amounts awareness beloved boyfriend breach burn foo fro fur hay hurts phrase shaw stepped taylor wish
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Winkle

    Offered out by a 90 year old?

    Just popped to Asda's to get some shopping bits as I am cooking dinner tonight for the sprogs and the beloved. I approached one of these bus stop shelter thingies that you take your trolley back to and in front of me was this old guy fiddling with the trolley trying to get his pound back. I...
    • Winkle
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    • beloved cooking didn didnt faul fro mis pensioners rea selfish shelter
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Uncle Leo

    Battle of the Beers - Round 1, Heat 15

    Sorry for the delay everyone, was sleeping off a hangover :unsure: Anyway, today pits the Brazilian lager Brahma (ian_the_girth) against Carlsberg Special Brew, beloved of tramps and indeed Mad Cyril
    • Uncle Leo
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    • beloved brew carlsberg cyril deed round 1
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Winkle

    Somebody elses shoes?

    Before I spend the rest of the day laying out the garden studying for an exam next week ,I am under strict instuctions from the beloved not to spend all day on my P.C as I would get nothing done.............. Tough darling your at work and its my dayoff so there. Anyway Its Quite simple really...
    • Winkle
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    • beloved exam filling lived moon music presley qui shoes
    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  5. Supporting Southend

    As a kid growing up I found myself supporting Arsenal. Watching them lift the Cup Winners Cup started this short love affair with a big gun. At this time I had never even heard of Southend United. Even tho my grandad supported them he never spoke of the mighty blues, having supported them...
    • HUTTON
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    • arrives belong beloved cup didn emotions flooding following foo hall icke league premiershite primary properly qui roots secondary shirt somewhere storms suppor tear upside
    • Replies: 37
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. canada shrimper

    I have to wonder

    What the area is turning into? I just went on the echo website to catch up on news and the first items are 1.man shot 2.knife raid 3.Cannabis seized What is going on in my beloved Essex?????
  7. Tommy2holes

    The 8 through the gate. Ron martins pipe dream...

    Not sure what season it was but it was probably under Newman when Ron Martin announced that in order for the club to move foward we needed 8k through the gate every week and get back to championship football. Now at the time we were bottom division had a conveyer belt of cack managers and the...
    • Tommy2holes
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    • beloved briefly foo foward league learning locally qui rubbish suppor support tilly town
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  8. Question for Ron Martin

    Re-instated below as the former thread appears to have lapsed:- Fomer thread titled: "Yes [6.3.2008] & The Future". Ron Martin did confirm preparedness to supply answers, which are awaited. I make no apology for re-posting these questions, first raised in thread "Ron Martin -...
    • Irate Ian
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    • ant assume avoidance beloved capital cos deed eviction following foo gran hall historic illuminating imo indication ive legacy officer permit prepared proceeds profits proposed published relevent rent responses roots sole stated supply suppor tilly
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Finances and the Future of SUFC
  9. Slipperduke

    The play-offs

    The Premier League may be coming to an end, but the divisions beneath it are just gearing up for their most exciting games. The play-offs start tonight and I'm all of a tremble because my beloved Southend are involved, preparing to battle away for a place in the Championship and a chance to...
    • Slipperduke
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    • ands applied ard barnard beloved cathedral divisions eastwood emirates floodlights ford freddy eastwood fur hall icke introduced iron league liverpool roots test
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  10. Irish_Shrimper

    This one is for you, Pubey

    http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91248-1314931,00.html Your beloved Emma Rigby won the best actress award at the British Soap Awards apparently... Judging by the photo in the article on Sky News, we can fully appreciate what she brought to the Totty Cup a few months back... :puke :D
  11. Winkle

    Films women dont get?

    My top three are, (1) The Matrix....... If I have explained to the beloved a hundred times what it is all about, she still dont get it. (2) Bladerunner...... This one she usually watches the first 10 minutes then asks a million questions without watching it and pertrudes to talk all the way...
  12. Slipperduke

    Chelsea v Everton

    Chelsea hauled themselves to within two points of Manchester United with a 1-0 victory over Everton that I would be tempted to call dour, if it hadn't have preceded the least informative press conference since Rafa Benitez told us nineteen times that he was concentrating on coaching the team...
  13. Slipperduke

    'You'll Never Walk Alone'

    The parties went on long into the night. For the third time in four seasons, Liverpool were through to the final four of Europe's most prestigious competition. Rafa Benitez had asked and the Anfield faithful had provided. The old stadium was rocked on its foundations by the noisy supporters and...
  14. Flaiming Moe

    Arise Sir Ron Martin

    What a great Chairman we have ! He promised us a Stadium and he has delivered. Thank you Ron, I speak for so many when I say Thank You for everything you are doing and have done for my beloved SUFC. I've met Ron a few times now and he is a gent and he is Mr Southend United. The future's...

  15. Yes, we are Top of the League!

    Forgive my moment of self-indulgence, but my beloved Montreal Canadiens are top of the Eastern Conference tonight for the first time in 15 years. They are mainly relying on homegrown talent, and play attacking, attractive hockey - allez les Glorieux!
  16. Winkle

    Computer says no!!!

    The beloved switched on my P.C today and an error came up saying something like "A windows file is missing,system cannot start because of a corrupt file" or along thows lines. Any way it gave her the option to R to repair which she did and another menu came up giving her the option to resore...
    • Winkle
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    • beloved ched disk installed mails menu powerpoint products restored stalled
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. The Flying Scotsman

    Seat for life at new stadium?

    This is a letter that my father-in-law has sent to the club, the echo and has asked me to put it on here to see what your thoughts are - In a nutshell, he is suggesting that instead of getting everyone buying shares which are effectively worthless with such a large controlling stake, the club...
    • The Flying Scotsman
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    • approve atmosphere attract beloved buildings condition deed ead expired foo funded fur gran hall icke ickets installed issued itself keynes larger learning leasing milton money proposals proposed rent rolling roots significant sole stalled suppor town trolling wish
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Fossetts Farm

  18. Southend FM Research

    Thought I'd post this as I'm stepping down from the doing the Southend United researcher for SIGames, they are looking for a new researcher to fill in for our beloved team. It's a really easy process and they give great support so anyone that is worried about certain things need not worry...
  19. BLUEBLOOD

    London Times Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense

    'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when...
    • BLUEBLOOD
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    • ant beloved birth cup discretion esses faul following fur joi lived reliable schools teacher teachers unruly
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  20. SUFC - The entertainers?

    After watching my beloved Southend score 7 and concede 5 in the last week, I thought that I would see if we are anywhere near the top of the "entertainment table". That is, the team whom, if you saw every game, you would see the most goals per game ratio. We are indeed close to the top of that...
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