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  1. BoyWonder2

    Sponsors required for a football team.

    I'm looking for a sponsor for my side Southminster & Norton. We are a Sunday league side who play in the first division of the Pope & Smith league. The sponsor will have their logo on the front of both the home and away shirts. This is a great opportunity, so please get in touch if you are...
  2. Charity Football Match Southminster & Norton V Southend Legends

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1405407833047482/?ref_dashboard_filter=upcoming On Sunday 11th May, there will e a charity football match and family fun day at Burnham Ramblers FC. This is in aid of the lullaby trust This year would have been Terry's 30th birthday on February 10th, but...
  3. Kevin Betsy

    I'm sorry Southminster Gary, but the Soccerette on Soccer AM has a shrine to him in her bedroom. :stunned:
  4. Southminster_Shrimper

    London to Southend BHF Bike Ride (Sunday 17th July)

    Some of you may know, some may not but I took up cycling about 16 months ago now after being rejected by a Virgin Gym for being too unhealthy...well high BP actually. Seems they dont like unfit people joining their gyms. Having done a few bike rides in the last year, including the london...
  5. Zone Quiz League Table after 3 weeks.

    1-----obl 117 2-----southampton shrimper 117 3----cricko 96 4-----mk 79 5---tinks 56 6---dom 55 7---ghg 41 8--southminster 39 9---lord football 36 10--sismith 30 11---bluesbloke 28 12---godber 21 13-- pringlejohn 14 14--rusty 10 15--canveyshrimper 3
  6. SZ.com Charity Match training 19/04/09

    Lads, 2.30pm Priory Park Sunday afternoon in the field next to the car park. Let's have a good turn-out as the III's are playing in the morning and probably wont be there to bulk up the numbers. Those confirming attendance so far :- Class and his imagination Injured davewebbsbrain A hopeful...
  7. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile - Part 11: The tables have turned!

    Hi folks, This will be the final Interview with an Exile for Series 1, and I thought I would give some of the people I have cheekily edited on here over the past few months the opportunity to get their own back. So in the series finale, I am answering the questions! Would like to thank...
  8. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile: Part 9 - Pubey

    This week, Jon (Pubey), from Sheffield takes part in the exile interview. Below is Jon with Stevie Hammell and Mr Alan McCormack: 1) How long have you been an exile? A) I moved to Sheffield in November 2007, and was exiled up in Leicester from 2003-2006 2) Why did you leave Essex? A) I...
  9. Irish_Shrimper

    Strange Dreams

    I never usually have dreams, but this past week they are coming at me with greater weirdness each night. Last night, I dreamt it was our home match V Huddersfield, in which I was in attendance. I arrived into the stadium and as usual went to the steward in the West Stand block W, and asked if I...
  10. Network Types...

    Southminster, Bob Crachitt... anyone....Is this an ok design for a small office? I'm a bit crap with Networking I'm afraid!
  11. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile: Part 1 - Aberdeen Shrimper

    The life of an SUFC exile can be a lonely one at times - and one which is a difficult existence to understand for some. I thought by setting up this weekly thread, we would get the opportunity to get to know some of the exiled posters on SZ a bit better. This week, Aberdeen Shrimper goes under...
  12. Irish_Shrimper

    Orient thrashing, the 'Taking' of the Spread, and Wiggy's Identity Finally Revealed

    I had every intention of defying my usual trend of taking only 4 photos every trip to see Southend play, but the above is all I got this time around :D Friday morning started bright and early at 7am, where Billy no mates here made his way to Shannon Airport. Got a sneaky, and rather greasy...

    Battle of the Sitcoms - Second Round Review

    Blackadder continues to blaze a trail in this competition with another thumping victory, elsewhere the battles were much closer with only Father Ted and Only Fools and Horses breaking the 70% barrier, that said we didn't have any real nail biters this time around, with The Vicar of Dibleys 6...

    Battle of the Sitcoms - Round Two (Heat 5)

    Welcome to quite possibly the best day of the competition so far ... Porridge (Southminster Shrimper) vs Fawlty Towers (Statski77) These 2 could've easily expected to reach the semis at least, but one will fall here and now ... its up to you to decide which one !!!!!

    Battle of the Sitcoms - Second Round Draw

    The draw has taken place for the 2nd round of Battle Of The Sitcoms and it shaped up as follows ... Only Fools and Horses (Cricko) vs Frasier (stereoscene) The Good Life (Hutton) vs Blackadder (MK Shrimper) I'm Alan Partridge (seany t) vs Steptoe and Son (canveyshrimper) My Name Is Earl...

    Battle of the Sitcoms - First Round Review

    Well that was Round One ... i was going to review every tie, but in the end i thought i'd just present the votes as cast and the percentage of the vote gained by the winner ... i will just make honourable mention to the crushing victories gained by Only Fools and Horses and Blackadder, and offer...

    Battle of the Sitcoms - Round One (Heat 4)

    The first "mega-clash" Porridge (Southminster Shrimper) vs Bottom (Shrimpboy) I can see this one being tighter than a gnats chuff !!!!!!
  18. Shrimper2thecore

    SZ post count

    A little bored (saturday and no Shrimpers to watch), and having seen that MK and Southminster are both closing in on 10000 posts, and Glasgow getting dangerously close to 15000 posts, I was wondering how many Zoners we have in the 5000 club now? I remember when I posted my 5000th post, I was...
  19. Party Yesterday Research

    Just out of interest Yesterday must of been the Biggest meet up of Zoners ever and I was wondering actually how many from here were there. I will start a list ...if your name is not on there or you know somebody else who was there please add it . (Zone members Only) Aberdeen Shrimper...
  20. Irish_Shrimper

    Carlisle, the Irish, and a terrible hangover...

    Just back from the trip to Glasgow and Carlisle about an hour ago - Still absolutely buzzing from the result! First off, I'd like to say it was an absolute pleasure meeting those of you I bumped into and sat beside for the match. You, along with the masses that travelled up, are an absolutely...