The Most Bizarre Thread - Index (First 78 Pages)

[Southminster_Shrimper]

An index or a guide.....

- Jay Shrimpers New Sex Mad Chick (assistance provided by Playgirl_Bunny)
- Essex Girls Being After Just Money (vigorously refuted by Vange_Shrimper)
- Romantic Gestures (including flowers, meals out, etc)
- The Love Life Of Young Mr Hutton (From Page 5 – surprisingly early)
- A brief interlude of “Dear Jonny Stokes”
- The Love Life Of Young Mr Hutton returns
- The poor status of the rep system on the zone
- Glasgows disappointment at Jay not being aware of the Brum link
- A section of poor pun links
- A brief section on the original thread intention, ie the Spurs v Birmingham game
- Car ownership
- The Love Life Of Young Mr Hutton returns
- Poor state of the NHS hospitals in SE Essex
- More puns relating to American Football and Huttons lovelife
- The Love Life Of Young Mr Hutton returns
- Some Hils bashing on Page 19 (although short lived cos we were all too scared)
- News breaks of Mr Huttons Driving Exam success
- The Love Life Of Young Mr Hutton returns
- My trip to Club Oops the previous night
- The Is Shrimperchick a rug muncher or not question
- My trip to Club Oops the previous night
- Solvent Abuse (inc harmony hairspray, whiteboard markers and creosote)
- The Love Life Of Young Mr Hutton returns
- Toy Manufacture problems in China
- The Love Life Of Young Mr Hutton returns (Page 26)
- The Love Life Of Young Mr Hutton returns (including dating locations)
- (Something about Glasgow, a lady and a gearstick)
- An analogy of the alcoholics industry and how to best consume
- The Love Life Of Young Mr Hutton returns
- The history on the “League Of Johns”
- The Love Life Of Young Mr Hutton returns
- The possibility of a 10K post count for Glasgow and Mr Benedict looms
- The Love Life Of Young Mr Hutton returns (inc being in lurve)
- The Bus Shelter gets a good discussion (Page 33)
- The Love Life Of Young Mr Hutton returns
- Whether Hils actually knew anyone called Andy after a gaff by Hutton
- The Love Life Of Young Mr Hutton returns
- Amy arrives and almost the biggest gaff of Mr Hutton….he shows her the thread!
- The Love Life Of Young Mr Hutton returns (Page 39)
- Mr Hutton leaves to walk Amy to school
- Mr Benedict in trouble with Hils…..hes got the JCB out and continues digging
- The Love Life Of Young Mr Hutton returns
- We learn Amy is not amused (Page 43)
- The Love Life Of Young Mr Hutton returns (Second date discussion)
- Glasgow admits to trying to do things single handedly (Page 45)
- Mr Cricko’s animal collection gets discussed
- Mr Cricko’s age is called into question
- The Canoeman incident is discussed (Page 48)
- Glasgow and Mr Benedict close in on 10K postings
- MK Shrimper reveals he has a blind date arranged (Page 49)
- Whos Gay and Who Isnt (Page 52)
- The State Of Available Ladies In Southminster (Page 54)
- The Shops In Southminster and their décor
- The Best Cider
- Some Dodgey Lady Encounters In The Past
- Alcoholic Beverages Discussed including Cider and Cocktails
- The Love Life Of Young Mr Hutton returns (and Amy is not happy)
- MtS posts about Spurs v Birmingham – doh! (Page 60)
- Glasgow makes 10K posting
- Mr Benedict makes 10K posting
- S_S likened to Victor Meldrew (Page 63)
- SUFC_Als lunch options are discussed including what to drink with it
- The love life options for the Huttons is discussed
- Chocolate bars from Days Gone By is discussed (Page 66)
- The love life options for the Huttons is discussed
- SUFC_Als lunch – an update
- BrettieAngell arrives (and is clearly not up to date with the thread) – Page 70
- Time off work in December
- Bus Shelter Usage In The Hutton Area is discussed
- The Huttons love life is discussed

Its a great read....honest....;)

 

[MK Shrimper]

You need a hobby mate.

 

[BrettieAngell]

lmao! good work there S_S!

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

You need a hobby mate.

And we intend to comeback to Page 49 for an update! :D

 

[WestRoadShrimper]

Cheers for that - impossible to keep up with it AND teach during the day!

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

Cheers for that - impossible to keep up with it AND teach during the day!

Its all part of the entertaining service we offer.

 

[SUFC_Al]

**** me, what a night.

Time for the Mighty Boosh me thinks!

 

[Irish_Shrimper]

First time seeing this, and so it is good to see a thread for those of us that unintentionally divert other threads on SZ...Nice index there too S_S!

Time to take this into the dodgy country singers direction...

Vange_Shrimper kindly informed me Wednesday night she thinks Danny boy above is better than any metal music she has heard EVER...discuss.

:D

 

[chaco27saf]

Thanks for the recap S_S, I haven't had the time to peruse the thread myself (or possibly I'm just trying to protect what's left of my sanity) but it sounds interesting thus far. Of course by reading your recap I somehow get the impression that SUFCHutton is bit clueless about dating, but I'm not quite sure what gave me that idea.

 

[Vange Shrimper]

First time seeing this, and so it is good to see a thread for those of us that unintentionally divert other threads on SZ...Nice index there too S_S!

Time to take this into the dodgy country singers direction...

Vange_Shrimper kindly informed me Wednesday night she thinks Danny boy above is better than any metal music she has heard EVER...discuss.

:D

:hilarious:

You tell so many lies, Paddy!! :p

 

[HUTTON]

Thanks for the recap S_S, I haven't had the time to peruse the thread myself (or possibly I'm just trying to protect what's left of my sanity) but it sounds interesting thus far. Of course by reading your recap I somehow get the impression that SUFCHutton is bit clueless about dating, but I'm not quite sure what gave me that idea.

Hey Im not clueless, just not very bright :rolleyes:

 

[sufcintheprem]

Hahaha, enjoyed it. Can you revise the list for those of us with 20 posts per page? Thanks!

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Good work S_S!

I trust you will continue with the index?

 

[Irish_Shrimper]

:hilarious:

You tell so many lies, Paddy!! :p

How dare you :D