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  1. The Big Shrimp

    Harry Kewell Goes To Murderers!

    Putting aside most peoples dislike of Leeds United, am I the only person who finds Kewell's transfer to Galatasary astonishing? Thinking back to when Kewell was a Leeds player, he was part of the team that played Galatasary the day after two Leeds fans were murdered by scum. The scum that did...
  2. J

    Iraq/Afghanistan

    Ok, i will warn you now, this is gonna be a long post. It has all originated from a lengthy discussion i had today when i was at lunch with one of my best mates. He's just come back from his 2nd tour of Afghan and has done 1 tour in Iraq. He has been in the army 4 years, so pretty much has had 6...
  3. Harold Bishop Killer

    Tommy Black

    http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11716_3613429,00.html Good on him for saying there is no hard feelings. Hope you finds a decent club and enjoys a good season next season. Played well at times but was too average.
  4. Robbo

    Goodbye to the South Lower

    Having been (quite rightly) censured by Uxbridge Shrimper last week for implying that another poster's views meant that he was a :censored: , I'm going to have to be careful with this one. I would just like to say goodbye to the South Lower before my transfer to East Reds for next season...
  5. fbm

    Gower and corners

    I was so, so angry with Gower last night. Recently against Millwall, we bossed the game in the first half until they equalised in the 41st minute. Then, late in first half injury time (only 1 minute of it), we get a corner. Gower goes to take it and I'm thinking "Just get it in the box and...
  6. TrueBlue

    TBTV Picture Valentines Day Exclusive...Vange Shrimper gets her steak....

    Hills finds out about her steak meal with the one and only TrueBlue and after I celebrated with Dagenham kev..... (note Warren Saddler on the sly in the background!) But after all is said as we draw to a close on this valentines day 2008 all I can say is thank **** for mates.... and you...
  7. Slipperduke

    Swing The Axe, Fabio!

    With a rare swathe of midweek Premier League fixtures, the next few days represent the last chance for English footballers to worm their way into Fabio Capello’s affections. The Italian manager names his first England squad on Saturday after spending a month travelling up and down the country in...
  8. J

    Well? What do we do now..

    99.99% Of the people that read this post, need to sort themselves out. We have absolute jokers on here, who think the booing and shouting at the players today was unjustified. I ask you, did you go to the game? Today has shown, that the last 3 seasons, have really been a fluke. I ****ing love...
  9. Tommy2holes

    Certain players whats the point?

    I have been thinking about the Mcdonald situation aswell as Foran Zoltan and more worryingly Gilbert and Francis We have players at the club that for some reason or another are not getting games and in my honest opinion are far superior to what we have playing and yet with Tilly's inability to...
  10. SamuraiBlue

    Google Your Fortune!

    Be warned. This is sad and I have way too much time on my hands. Partially inspired by today's threads and one mentioning google the other day. What you do is go to google and search for phrases including your name or someone elses. For example "Darryl will". Make sure you put it in the speech...
  11. TrueBlue

    TRUE BLUE finds Kebab open at lunchtime for work!!!!

    AHHH an office kebab being tucked away by myself this afternoon in the office! superb this shall now be a regular thing on the lunchtime menu for work! I give you the opening moment with TB and donner kebab with garlic mayo!!!
  12. Tonights Ratings

    Flavs - 7, some good blocks and dealt with a lot of set pieces fairly well Hunt - 7, unspectacular but solid. linked up well in the 2nd half and was good as the last man Richards - 6.5, nervy start but got into it as the game progressed. passing isn't great Barrett - 7, started poorly but an...
  13. Sussex Shrimper

    Should JCR and Gower switch flanks?

    I started to think that this might be a good idea last season, and our acquisitions over the summer have only strengthened my belief. My reasoning is as follows... While I still believe that JCR's overall contribution to the side is a positive one, we all know that he doesn't provide an end...
  14. Ricey

    Need a Little Help?!?!

    On my myspace I has a video of the Southend vs Manchester United game, it was the one were like after games have been on Sky Sports they play a round up of it, this one was amazing and had the Goo Goo Dolls - Stay With You as the music. Does anyone have this or no where I can find it cause it...
  15. Jam_Man

    Ghost Whisperer

    I, er I mean a "friend of mine" religously watches Ghost Whisperer and has seen all 40 odd episodes. Its about a girl who can converse with ghosts and helps them finish their unfinished business so they can cross over. Its nothing like 6th Sense at all because er he was a young boy and she...
  16. Napster

    Worth checking out?

    Jon Main, of Tonbridge - his agent, Mikkel Beck, formerly of Middlesborough, is touting him to Championship sides, and he has been on trial with Wolves and Norwich. He is on 30-odd goals for the season with about 7 games left. This, from my local rag... The future of Tonbridge Angels hot-shot...
  17. wiggy

    Tilson wields the axe and gets dynamic!

    Finds a bit of personality 8 months too late!
  18. Winkle

    A very funny story!

    This is tale I heard from a few years back from a work colleague who used to be an Ambulance driver in kent, it still makes me laugh to this day. I will set the seen as he told me! He was called out to an emergency where a Kneighbour had heard cries of help coming from the garages next door to...
  19. Davros

    Tuesday Humour

    A German guy approaches a prostitute. "I vish to buy sex vit you". "OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 Euro an hour". "Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky". "No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little...
  20. DTS

    My dilema Part Deux

    Lads, After weeks of talking of mates dilema's ( The mate who claimed to be a pilot, mate snaking his best mates ex-bird) I now have my own little dilema. Having split with Mrs DtS in November I have been having a bit of a self impossed quiet period. Really cant be ****d with the hassle of...
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