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  1. TrueBlue

    Ant and Dec (from Hecklerspray)

    With the exception of the time when one of them was shot on the eyes with a paintball gun and went blind, Ant and Dec have never been in so much trouble. Between ripping off viewers with rigged text-in competitions and now the news that a British Comedy Award they won was also rigged, the...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. The Watermill Wino

    New away ShrimperZone Coach logo

    With the rapid speed of setting up Shrimper Zone Coach Travel service or TZ for short; I just realised that we don't have coach signage for our away trips. Just wondered if any budding graphics hero's out there could come up with a Shrimper Zone Coach label that we could use to all the away...

  3. Personal Statement

    I am looking to do a course in Computer Games Programming and need some help with my personal statement. Here it is at the moment : Thanks in advance :)
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    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  4. The Hand of Frog.

    While you're reading this, Giovanni Trapatoni will be giving his statement to an array of police equipped with notebooks and forensic packs, as one of the greatest robberies of sporting history occurred tonight. No more than three years ago, Thierry Henry lambasted Barcelona for their...
    • EastStandBlue
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    • Replies: 62
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  5. England's Second String Made to Swelter.

    A second string England team fell to a single moment of brilliance in Doha, in an otherwise completely forgettable international friendly. As has become a familiar case for the meaningless friendlies outside of qualification matters, the England side consisted of Wayne Rooney, Gareth Barry...
  6. Smiffy

    Consortium ready to save Blues

    As mentioned in the other thread. Thought this was worthy of a new thread. Front page story today with the headline "We'll buy the Blues for £1...and pay off the debts" says group of local businessmen. Story reads... A consortium of wealthy businessmen want to save Southend United. The...

  7. Benitez must Battle from the Brink

    Every season after a run of mediocre performances or defeats, some over excited journalist will question one of the big four's title crudentials and, quite rightly, they'll be chastised for doing so. This season, however, Liverpool's season really could be over by this time next weekend. A...
  8. GNH

    Top 10 legendary names at work

    People of SZ, Having just sent an email to a rather unusually named person at work, i trawled through our company email list to find our top 10 best named people. They are as follows: Aileen Archdeacon - obviously her second job Charmaine Dullard - oh dear Clodagh Memery - sounds like...
    • GNH
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    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Napster

    Berlusconi

    Silvio Berlusconi was criticised for again calling Barack Obama "suntanned" and extending the insult to his wife, Michelle. At a rally last night Berlusconi said: "I have to bring you some greetings, greetings from a man, what is his name, what is his name - just a minute it was someone with a...
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. Shrimper

    Friends

    Aren't they wonderful? They tell you that your invited to a party. Move the date and then don't tell you when and where it is but let everyone else under the sun now.. Lovely, but as far i'm concernced they aren't worthy to talk to me. So, anyone been ****ed off by friends, what's the best way...

  11. Noel Quits. Dirty Mancs in Tears

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8228053.stm Inevitable really... Fact is they haven't released anything worthy of mention for years now, it just gets massively overhyped simply because it's Oasis. I certainly won't be shedding a tear over this, but there will probably be a minutes...
  12. Smiffy

    Today's Court Hearing

    Ok, as this is a very important day, I think this is worthy of a new thread. COMPANIES COURT Court 51 Ground Floor (Mezzanine) Thomas More Building Before Mr Registrar Simmonds Wednesday 29 July 2009 Not Before 11:00am 15187 /2009 Southend United Football Club Ltd (THE) So...

  13. "Waiting for players to get desperate"

    Not sure if this has been said anywhere else, but i thought it worthy of a new thread... Firstly, i'm a massive Tilly fan, and do not intend to bash him etc etc BUT, does anyone else feel there is something slightly wrong with the statement "we are waiting for players to get desperate"? It...
  14. Uncle Leo

    The Grand Final - 1976-78 vs 1988-90

    We started with 41 diffferent kits and are now down to 2. So which kit is worthy of being the greatest kit in SUFC's history? Well that's for you to decide.... vs Click here if you can't see the images
  15. MisterStubbs

    Masters Football

    Not sure if this a post worthy of this forum or the Ex Shrimpers but.... currently wacthing the Yorkshire Masters and i was just wondering.... Is there a masters competition for are area? and if so does Southend United have a masters team?
  16. WickfordShrimper

    5th annual SOL family day

    From our Fellow Shrimpers on the SOL site... if you are bored tomorrow pop down.... Information on Shrimpers-on-line site I have copied and pasted the below :-) WE ALL MARCH TOGETHER This July will see the arrival of our 5th annual SOL family day and for those already familiar with...
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  17. Irish_Shrimper

    Bruno

    Played this through at work tonight, and it is brilliant. Laughs all the way through, and more cringe-worthy moments than Borat. Nice and short too, at 86 ish minutes in duration, so it doesn't drag at all. One prize moment was Bruno telling a terrorist leader in the Middle East that his 'King...
  18. TBV_Dan

    Zone Update First "Revelling it in" of the new season!

    Yes, Revell's fantastic blog is back for another season! Here it is..... Revelling In It This week starring: Adam ‘sat nav’ Barrett Lee ‘the doctors friend’ Barnard Clark ‘you know Revs, you don’t half scrub up’ Masters Is it me or has time flown by since the end of last season? I...
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    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  19. Slipperduke

    Rossi Is The Real Deal

    Italy 3-1 USA Rossi 58, 90 Donovan 39 (p) De Rossi 71 Marcello Lippi is gradually coming to terms with something that Villarreal fans could have told him months ago; Giuseppe Rossi is the real deal. The American-born Italian striker turned this game on its head moments after his introduction...
  20. Slipperduke

    Ta-raa Ronaldo!

    Beep beep! Come on Ronaldo, I'll drive you to the airport myself. It's long past time you left. I've had enough of the diving, the whining, the cheating, the feigning, the petulant tantrums and the rolling around on the ground and, you know what? I doubt I'm the only one. On behalf of my fellow...
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