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  1. manor15

    Ryan Leonard

    Hurts to post this here. On the bench for Sheffield United for their derby against Wednesday tonight. He's taken the number 14 for them.
  2. Shrimpers are Magic

    Slipped Disc - now that f-ing hurts!

    Who's had one? I have and it's the most intense pain I have ever experienced. Currently seeing a physio who used to treat the Saracens and he's hopeful of some kind of recovery - if you do a office job then take my advice and take up pilates - you don't want what I've had, trust me! Be...
  3. Rootshallbloke

    Being 65 is cool!

    I was sent this today by another oldie mate from the Colonies. I thought it worth sharing. I am over 65 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ***-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds...
  4. We all know how much losing to Col Ewe hurts...

    The Peterborough chairman has found it really hard though! http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/social/peterborough-chairman-darragh-macanthony-goes-on-awesome-twitter-rant-after-colchester-defeat/ (cue "Ron Martin should be more like this" comments)
  5. Heading the ball

    With the latest studies suggesting constant heading of the ball can be dangerous I would like to see all under 16 games having headers outlawed. I introduced sponge balls to training sessions 4 year's ago as I did not want the under 11s attacking the ball which had normally been pumped to...
  6. here is GERMANY CALLING; hi "little engländers"

    thought i would let you know what the germans think about our "effort" so far.i am a passionate englishman,living here in germany,everything hurts even more!!but when the german "b-team",beat our best team at wembley 1-0,last november(we never even got a shot on target!!)..the german tv...
  7. Sin Bins

    I, like many of you probably, have seen an article on BBC Sport stating that Michel Platini and his cronies will discuss the posibility of sin-bins in football, replacing cautions. "I would make it like rugby, punishing the offender with 10 or 15 minutes out of the game,"...Platini. So, yes or...
  8. WuMBerly

    Hi all, Glad you lot know how it feels, im here to mock you as most of you mocked me when you beat the mighty O's. hurts dont it? Hope you enjoyed your day out with all the west ham fans and enjoy going away to accrington and mansfield next year. no money and you sack your manager who gets...
  9. The Spread...whats going on ?

    after such a pitiful display last night we thought we'd pop in the Spread Eagle for a bber or two to raise the spirits . Now, i have to admit that for the vast majority of this season and last my allegiances have been transferred to The Railway as it just actually feels like they give a damn...
  10. Evening Echo

    Post-Match Thread and Ratings Southend United 3-1 Dagenham & Redbridge

    SOUTHEND United made it three home wins in the space of seven days with a 3-1 triumph over 10 man Dagenham and Redbridge this afternoon. More...
  11. It hurts

    Hear I am sitting hear still wishing it was us and not creepy .But I am very proud of every member of the team over the last few weeks they have given us all a roller coaster end to the season .I can hear many saying what if but silly points thrown away .Yes this is true but the team has given...
  12. In your heart of hearts.

    Another good result to put us further on our way. Another two goals from Kane. I know most on here would believe no-one will go in january. But in your opinion do you there will be offers made then? I don't see how we can avoid not receiving them the way we are progressing all of the time...
  13. so this is where we are

    without so much as a whimper or discord, martins plans have come to frution a ****** 14,000 seater stadium in the middle of knowhere, with no income for southend utd, rather the other way round as clearly he is going to rent it to us(or rather one of his many insolvent companies may) when the...
  14. Onion_Bag_Dave

    A rant.

    1. Chanting '****ing Useless to our own player who puts his ****ing heart into his performances, doing what nobody else wants to do, the ****ing dirty work. 2. Cheering when Rhys Evans catches the ball. Brilliant. 3. Constant moaning. 4. Chanting the Seagull louder than anything else. 5...
  15. TrueBlue

    What I can't understand

    What gets me is how laid back our support seems, had this situation been mirrored at any other club I am sure something would have been done action would have been taken, but time and time again Ron appears with a smoke screen something to dissolve the attitude and the dreamers (and yes I use to...
  16. NSFW Cybersex - You're doing it wrong (18+)

    taken from b3ta: Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an...
  17. Thank you Steve, for the best 6 years of my Southend supporting life.

    My football club has changed, and I feel sort of empty today. For decades I supported Southend, and people would say "Who?" or "Southampton...?" or (most painfully) "Why???". And I dreamed of the day when I could casually mention my slightly strange affiliation, and people would nod, and look...
  18. manor15

    Group B Summary

    Group B Played Wins Draws Losses For Against GD Pts Argentina 3 3 0 0 7 1 +6 9 South Korea 3 1 1 1 5 6 -1 4 Greece 3 1 0 2 2 5 -3 3 Nigeria 3 0 1 2 3 5 -2 1 Group God: Leo Messi has proved that he really is one of the best players ever to play the game of football. Sure, he lacked the...
  19. Slipperduke

    Greek Tragedy For King Otto

    South Korea 2-0 Greece EURO 2004 SEEMS AN AWFULLY LONG TIME AGO It’s hard to believe that Greece ever caused the European superpowers such headaches. Granted, they were never blessed with a generation of superstars, but they always had their composure, their organisation and their ability to...
  20. Strykr

    worst sports injury?

    ok so ive just got back from the hospital ripped tendons in my ankle playing squash have to have a cast tommorrow, swelled up like a balloon, and it bloody hurts weeks beckon of sitting on my arse doing jack. i can feel the boredom encroaching, thought a gruesome thread about your worst sports...
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