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  1. Mad Cyril

    Music on trains.

    Has anyone noticed a new trend on C2C trains for groups of youths to play MP3s at full volume from their mobile phones for the duration of their journey? It surely can't be long before someone is arrested for giving one of these little urchins a dry slap.
  2. Phone lines?

    Live by the Golden Cross in Rochford and my phones completely dead... Internet is fluctuating on and off every 5 minutes or so, anybody else having this problem?
  3. Fav Mob Phones

    I've got a Sony Erricsson K750i - only got it for the mp3 player and 2 MP camera - sod the actual phone itself. Still use my trusty Nokia 7210 3 years old atleast, and dispite getting loads of different current tech phones since, i always seem to use the Nokia, whats every ones favioute...
  4. Maximise your vote!

    Our chances of winning are directly proportional to the number of entries we have - our position in the table is simply a rough indicator of that. Everyone over 12 is entitled to a vote, so don't just vote for yourself - make sure that you are registering a vote for EVERYONE in your family. I...
  5. Smudger

    Mystery "outed" Premier$hite footballers?

    Anyone see the article in the NOTW yesterday? Pretty bizarre - two mystery Premier$hite footballers apparently shoving mobile phones where the sun don't shine for the entertainment of a "well-known music mogul." You couldn't make that sh!t up could you?! One is a...
  6. Interpol Shrimper

    Maximo Park

    ... that gig has to be one of the best I have ever ever seen. Quality band, music, stage presence, atmosphere etc etc etc. Think the band themselves were blown away by the legendary Glasgow Barrowlands experience too. If anyone on here is going to see them either in Hammersmith or Brixton later...
  7. GregStarz

    Important news re: gills

    ALL SOLD OUT !! Just got through on the phones, and all sold out
  8. TILLY  would be SACKED if........

    I've read with interest the comments re the ticket farce on Saturday and The Clubs immediate defensive response . 1. A family member went to the new ticket office during the week to buy a ticket for the Tranmere game . He was the ONLY person in there at the time and it took him almost an...
  9. Joke of t'day

    A Welsh man called daps buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what...

    there are a few ex soldiers on here what do you reckon of this program.. ok its based on national service from the 50's and not the modern army but does it bear scrutiny? .. to be honest i'd watch it just to watch the estate wide boys slowly realise that nicking mobile phones and giving...
  11. Censorship

    I was asked to do the match report at 2-35 pm yesterday, just as I was getting ready to leave the pub to head for the ground. Of course I agreed, 'ask not what SZ can do for you....' and all that. However I am very saddened to see that my match report was edited before being put on the...
  12. Nathan Barley

    Just got round to watching Fridays first episode of the new C4 comedy, Nathan Barley. Written and directed by Chris Morris (The Day Today, Jam, Brass Eye etc) who is one of my favourite comedians - though he isnt actually in it, the script is unmistakeably Morris! His use of language is...
  13. Protest on C2C trains

    A bunch of ladies protested on the C2C trains yesterday over the proposal for TV's on trains : Read Full Story ------------------------------------------------------------ Courtesy of The Times Online edition: Sit-down protest over TVs for trains foiled by broken toilets By Alan Hamilton...
  14. J


    I am sitting in south london, at my brothers, having a family "doo" and am listening to the crackling reception on my nokia phone radio...(other phones are available) and the atmosphere there by blues supporters...sounds the "nuts.." i wish i could of gone...it sounds...
  15. canada shrimper

    another one for mcs

    I have just tried calling every number at the club to find out what time the shop is open today and all i get is a plain tone then some stupid garbled music for 30 seconds then it cuts me off.WHEN DOES THE SHOP OPEN TODAY PLEASE SIR.Also can you fix the phones before you fill in the team sheet...
  16. Blue Missy

    Sven Goran

    Sven Goran Ericsson is on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" and has reached the million pound question. Chris Tarrant says "Right Sven, this is for one million pounds, and remember, you still have two lifelines left, so please take your time.' Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a...
  17. Joke of the day

    There's this Iraqi who signs for Liverpool and he replaces Emile Heskey at half time on his debut. They're 4-0 down but he scores five and the Kop's chanting his name and everything. After the game he phones his mum all excited and tells her. When he's finished raving, he says...
  18. Mobile Phones

    As the Missus and I were in the cab to go to the station this morning I realised that in my rush I had forgotten my mobile phone. The missus was worried in case I couldn't contact her if anything happened, but it was too late to go back and get it. This lead me to think for years people...
  19. Fat Bastid's

    Paul McCartney is doing his Christmas shopping, He decides to buy Heather a new artificial leg He wraps it up, takes it home and hides it in the wardrobe. However, Heather is doing her housework a couple of days later, and she finds it So she phones up Paul, and says "That's...